Tanner Morton

You only live once, so buy as many cat shirts as possible. Actor.

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Where's Waldo is life

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Sensing some @Polymarket free play credit coming for this interruption

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@Polymarket being down while during the @ufc OKC main card is tragic to say the least

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Justice for Carl #loveisland

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Don’t trust @factormeals. They will show false incentives to get you to agree to their service, then change the incentives after you agree. Horrible business practices. Deceptive and shady.

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@tacobell removing the classic stacker from the menu despite still having every ingredient to make it readily available is the reason I will no longer go to Taco Bell

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Imagine a gym with a pool and showers, but no towel service - that’s @GenesisClubs
Now imagine another gym with no hot water for a week+ - that’s also @GenesisClubs

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@AskTarget Done

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@Target the fact that you can’t use a Target E-gift card IN-STORE is just another reason not to shop at Target

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@AskTarget I DMd you. I hope you will do something to make this right. Very disappointing experience.

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@yunggravy weddings in 3 weeks. You got your set list picked yet?

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Dammit @netflix get it together

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Where do I get an @monroefortulsa yard sign? #monroeformayor #tulsa

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Why does @JDVance1 look like his coach unironically called him “double wide“ in peewee football?

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@GavinNewsom please do the right thing with this opportunity. The American people need you to step up. #Newsom2024

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@JoeBiden Use your newfound immunity as President to do something about it. You have the ability to stop him and are actively getting in your own way. #DropOutofTheRace

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@JoeBiden You’re going to lose. You’re putting the entire countries future in grave danger. Stop being selfish. Drop out of the race immediately and save face or lose to a burnt potato chip and be a laughing stock for generations to come. #Newsom2024

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This just in: Democrat Governors agree they would rather lose the presidential election than be honest with grandpa and tell him he’s too old.

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@andersoncooper @CNN The voters want @GavinNewsom

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Can we all just agree to write in @GavinNewsom in November?

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You know I’m a slut for an Aperol Spritz @AperolUSA