I know this is all hard for you, @realdonaldtrump, so let me spell it out:
- Free testing
- Fee waivers
- Emergency sick leave
- Quarantines
- Cancellations
- Giving a damn
I bet doing coke with Billy mays was a blast.
You run out at 3 am and he just looks up at you smiling “but wait there’s more!” He whispers as he pulls out an oxyclean tub full of Columbian bambam.
The U.S. Department of Defense has identified the Soldier killed Sunday, May 31, 2026, in a “military training incident” while supporting Operation Inherent Resolve at Erbil Air Base in Northern Iraq, as 26-year-old Sergeant Devin A. Seibel of Robinson, Texas, serving with the Air Ambulance Company, 2nd Battalion, 4th Combat Aviation Brigade, based out of Fort Carson, Colorado.