Tanner Shivley

Stay STOKED 🔥 || Just an attempt to keep the kid at heart alive forever 🤙🏼

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

John Wayne in a beer commercial. They just don’t make ‘em like they used to.
https://t.co/r9g07tgSgC

[Tanner Shivley @tanner_shivley]

Hot take, but the infamous Dinner episode of the Office is one of the lowkey funniest of the series. The dry timing and one liners crack me up.

That said - I’ve also known lots of odd and uncomfortable couples, so maybe art imitates life for me...

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

“WELL, SHE WAS BORN IN THE MORNING…”

https://t.co/5Vcvldt69C

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

Turnpike is BACK and all is right in the world.

@TpTroubadours
https://t.co/hjtlnKUnak

[Tanner Shivley @tanner_shivley]

“AND A FLUTTER OF FEATHERS,
THEN A SHOTGUN TO SHOULDER”

Just crank the TURNPIKE

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

“GO ON TO HELL, HONEY, I’M HEADED HOME.”

https://t.co/zmW8TFHAf6

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

The Man in Black.

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[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

“If I can’t afford you darlin’, then I can’t afford to dream...”

- Turnpike Troubadours

[Think I’ll Just Stay Here and Meme @StayHereAndMeme]

“Excuse me ma’am, can we get more cinnamon butter please? Thank you”
@TTChilders @texasroadhouse

[Overtime @overtime]

Let’s do another Olympics but only with THESE SPORTS 🔥 (via @CobbsTimmy)

[Tanner Shivley @tanner_shivley]

@pndrsn The fringe culinary community spends too much time asking “can we?” and not nearly enough asking “should we?”

[Tanner Shivley @tanner_shivley]

@CardinalMikeJam This would make an excellent welcome mat for your home 🤔

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

“You want somethin bad you gotta bleed a little for it. You gotta look it in the eye, you gotta call it out by name.”

- Turnpike Troubadours

[Baseball Bros @BaseballBros]

This is amazing 😮 https://t.co/RlhyqhAn6s

[Tanner Shivley @tanner_shivley]

More of a domestic/craft guy but otherwise it’s painfully accurate.
Can confirm.
🧗🏼‍♂️🤙🏼

[prance @bocxtop]

u kno a white guy considers you a close friend if he invites you to go rock climbing with him, like damn Tanner u gonna make me cry...u got an extra IPA for me too??? bro

[Tanner Shivley @tanner_shivley]

10ish years of baseball taught me that one certainty exists on every team -

Catchers are built different and are a varying blend of smart / crazy / wild haired 🤙🏼⚾️

[Baseball Bros @BaseballBros]

With knee savers on 🤣 https://t.co/PvXBUV3uJI

[Tanner Shivley @tanner_shivley]

The man doesn’t miss. Satire and observational comedy at its peak.

[Christian @_CoolChristian_]

How they kill off characters in adventure movies

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Sorry guys I will post this every time I see it...

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

“We gonna do what they say can’t be done…”
https://t.co/WUZzsv6tjO

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

“I promised her a life and I swear to God I’ll fire…”

https://t.co/psmA5R4rVf