Tanner Tyndall

Batman (Robert Pattinson) fan account

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Sad bc I will likely never be an ultra successful drag queen

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UT vs OU was rly just a quarterback mid-off

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If you ask me to move a meeting to next week and I see you are on pto or ooo the next week you’re actually dtm

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Women and doctors can get arrested for abortion meanwhile men only have to write an essay to get out of a rape penalty, crazy that men have more rights to women’s body than actual women 😭

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Just got a Jimmy johns unwhich wrapped so bad it ruined my day

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@METAL_MAN038 I’m somebody

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Mom just Instagram dmd me a video of a bunch of women twerking and said that’s the workout class she did lmfao

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Larping as someone who has their shit together by putting lotion on after my shower

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I love having sand in my scalp permanently

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Is the airport not allowed to have vegetables??? Where r my super greens Panda Express 😡

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I keep farting in an evil way at work #sorrycoworkers

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I can’t stop listening to Taylor swift actually like in a problematic way

[Cameron :D @cameron_witha_k]

#bb28

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She Sheld on my brick until I dewey

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I can’t be trusted with music without maybe bursting out crying to at least one song (young dumb and broke came on my playlist which isn’t even like a sad song)

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My favorite thing to do ever actually is cry in an airport

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I love numbers they are so beautiful and they will never know how much they mean to me

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The amount of money I’ve spent recently is like actually not okay

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Impossible whopper 🤤

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I love you impossible whopper no cheese no mayo, I’ll be thinking about you <3