Tanner Boyd

jaylen brown fan account

[Tanner Boyd @tannerboyd23]

fuck whoever told me you have to salute the ROTC kids on campus that was the most embarrassing moment of my life

[Tanner Boyd @tannerboyd23]

every billionaire is bending the knee to avoid paying taxes so they can keep their mega yachts while everyday americans are deciding between medications and groceries but hey, at least we “defeated woke” and the one trans kid in your state has a worse life

[Tanner Boyd @tannerboyd23]

that’s the most insane call in the history of the league

[Tanner Boyd @tannerboyd23]

@spurs i will give you Jordan Walsh and a 2nd for Wemby no questions asked

[Tanner Boyd @tannerboyd23]

*throws an incomplete pass at the back ankles of a receiver with 1 inch of space*
Romo: And Mahomes comes through again with an incredible pass

[Tanner Boyd @tannerboyd23]

the penalties, the state farm commercials, and tony romos voice are combining to make me feel like i’m a Stanford prisoner

[Tanner Boyd @tannerboyd23]

the last thing Mahomes and Jake from State Farm see after I lock them in a room

[Tanner Boyd @tannerboyd23]

run the Damar fake punt @BuffaloBills

[Tanner Boyd @tannerboyd23]

glad kerby joseph spent his time making fun of matthew stafford

[Tanner Boyd @tannerboyd23]

when i get arrested for enjoying a succulent meal

[Tanner Boyd @tannerboyd23]

“Paying Sam Darnold $100 Million? How could that be profitable for the Minnesota Vikings?”

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Sam Darnold when the Vikings need him to play like a top 40 QB

[Tanner Boyd @tannerboyd23]

what i’m seeing is that the Patriots have two first ballot HOF QBs on their roster

[Tanner Boyd @tannerboyd23]

the two best teams in the NBA are playing a game at 3;30 on a Sunday that you can only watch on League Pass and some lead paint chewing imbecile will tell you the ratings are down because the Celtics shoot too many 3s

[Tanner Boyd @tannerboyd23]

Zac Taylor has the IQ of a swedish fish

[Tanner Boyd @tannerboyd23]

flacco beating damar hamlin for CPOTY last year will forever be funny

[Tanner Boyd @tannerboyd23]

Give me Joe Milton or I riot at dusk @Patriots

[Tanner Boyd @tannerboyd23]

wardens in the stanford prison experiment were nicer to the inmates than Al Michaels is being to the Bears tonight

[Tanner Boyd @tannerboyd23]

ideally you’d like the RB to have the ball before a DT hits him

[Tanner Boyd @tannerboyd23]

that was the single best drive the Patriots have had in 4 years. surgical

[Tanner Boyd @tannerboyd23]

yes our offense is terrible, but on the flip side, our defense is also very bad

[Tanner Boyd @tannerboyd23]

@/FBI I have information connecting Kayshon Boutte to the murder of UHC CEO Brain Thompson