Tanner

a walking disaster.

[Tanner @tannerjene196]

In my opinion: being abandoned by someone for some unknown reasons is one of the worst things to go through. Constantly sitting there and wondering what you did wrong and not being able to fix it because you weren’t given an explanation is the absolute worst.

[Tanner @tannerjene196]

@hattieann99 Exactly. I couldn’t have said it any better.

[Tanner @tannerjene196]

@shelbi__bungard Love you sweets.

[Tanner @tannerjene196]

I’m so sick of visitations and funerals. 7 in three years is a bit much.

[Tanner @tannerjene196]

The only thing I hate about holidays and having days off work is that means that @redcoats26 and I don’t have our daily lunch calls. ☹️

[Tanner @tannerjene196]

@madelynfeldman KILLING IT GIRL

[Fredo @FredoInDaCut995]

Me: What you gotta buy from Target?

Her: Target will tell me when I get there

[Tanner @tannerjene196]

I think i just had my fairytale moment…
Jacob just started dancing with me in the living room. No music, no background noise, just danced with me.
Then I shoved whip cream in his face.
This is happiness, I’ve been waiting for this my entire life.

[Tanner @tannerjene196]

@shelbi__bungard @redcoats26 You’re welcome friends

[Tanner @tannerjene196]

I thought I fucked up when I introduced @shelbi__bungard & @redcoats26 to Starbucks iced chai w sweet cream cold…

Didn’t realize showing them the iced chai with pumpkin cream cold foam would be even worse… 💀

[Tanner @tannerjene196]

@redcoats26 Your shrink is being called now.

[Tanner @tannerjene196]

@redcoats26 just sent me a Snapchat of her snacking on OLIVES.
Plain black olives.
I’m calling 911.

[Tanner @tannerjene196]

@redcoats26

[Tanner @tannerjene196]

Told @redcoats26 she needs to get a tattoo soon bc she’s been stable for to long & the longer she’s stable the worse the next manic episode is and I am not ready for supervising her manic cleaning and downing bottles of vodka like it’s Christmas rn

[Tanner @tannerjene196]

Alright, I’ve become used to the ulcers that randomly grow on my stomach and try to kill me. I’m fine with them, we’re on understanding terms after two years.

BUT WHO THE FUCK SAID I COULD GET AN ULCER ON MY EYE?????

[Tanner @tannerjene196]

@redcoats26 is back in the country.

Thank god, now get home so I can deliver a choccy shake.

[Tanner @tannerjene196]

@madelynfeldman Throw him away

[Tanner @tannerjene196]

If anyone speaks to @redcoats26 please let her know it’s disrespectful to ignore me.
I get your on a road trip to another country but hello, I sent you a nice text & made salsa so pls appreciate those things.

[Tanner @tannerjene196]

@lludolph13 Me too. So excited for all the snuggles and to watch you be the best momma ever 💛

[Tanner @tannerjene196]

Its freaking baby month for my girl, @lludolph13
I CANNOT CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT