Tanner McFarland

Golfer. Beer Enthusiast. Taco Connoisseur. Lefty.

[Tanner McFarland @Tannermac21]

@Mike_kim714 107

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Jerry’s Hole in One set to Creed’s Higher

American Icon #LegenJerry https://t.co/Xi22kVSAbh

[Tanner McFarland @Tannermac21]

@KREFsports @bronco2425

[Tanner McFarland @Tannermac21]

Mother Nature: You feeling anxious today?

Mm not really?..

MN: Here are a couple ticks. So you can stress about Rocky Mountain Spotted fever and Lyme disease.

Ahhh thank you.. Really appreciate that.

[Tanner McFarland @Tannermac21]

3 season into Suits, and the first time I get choked up? When Louis settles a mock trial of a cat so he can teach associates again? Cmon now 😅 What is happening to me?!?

[Tanner McFarland @Tannermac21]

Let’s go Cats!!! 👌🏻👌🏻

[Tanner McFarland @Tannermac21]

Competition for housing either buying or renting in NW OKC area is absolutely insane. Even rentals are getting filled 3-4 hours on the market.

[Tanner McFarland @Tannermac21]

CATS WIN!!! What a show! 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

[K-State Football @KStateFB]

YOUR WILDCATS ARE THE BIG 12 CHAMPIONS

[Tanner McFarland @Tannermac21]

Had some pre dinner drinks with a Scotsmen, Englishmen, Canadian, and some west Texas folk last night. I ate at midnight.. They are built different.

[Old Row K-State🌾 @OldRowKansasSt]

The Mob will do that to you😈

[Tanner McFarland @Tannermac21]

Had a field mouse run up my leg today. I hit an octave that Alicia Keys couldn’t even touch.

[Tanner McFarland @Tannermac21]

Zillow buzz words and my definitions:

Cute/Cozy- Hope you like sleeping in a closet

Newly remodeled- We flipped this dump as cheap as possible

Great rental- I wouldn’t live here, but someone might

DIY special- Would you like a part time job and mortgage?

[Tanner McFarland @Tannermac21]

Reporting my engineer because he scheduled an electrical survey during Master’s week.

[Tanner McFarland @Tannermac21]

@ryneay You die virtually, emotionally, and spiritually. Lol

[Tanner McFarland @Tannermac21]

Cooking tip- Always choose the smallest container available when storing your blocks of cheese. It will reduce spoilage as well as giving you an excuse to eat 1/2 of the block to make it fit.! 👍🏻 #homechef

[RCPD @RileyCountyPD]

More HAWK - 🚥 (H)igh Intensity (A)ctivated Cross(w)al(k) 🚥

More commonly known as the most confusing crosswalk available.

Here's how to get through these safely whether you're driving or walking.

[Tanner McFarland @Tannermac21]

I’m just saying golf pants designers and manufactures can we add like pee bib material in golf pants?! Like you expect me to have a perfect pinch off next to a $2.5M house?! I panic dribble. Do better please!

[Dillon Rogers @TafferKing451]

I can’t believe I just learned parrying immediately dismounts an enemy from a peta tweet lmao

[Tanner McFarland @Tannermac21]

Today, I explained that the “map icon” opens the map interface.

People rag on millennials, but at least I watched enough Dora to as a kid to spot out the most obvious choice in this scenario.