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he/him // gay stoner fantasy nerd // en/es

[tanner @tanneroftarth]

melanie stocks have TANKED beatriz ENDED HERRRRRR #loveisland

[will 🪴 @WILLHASAPROBLEM]

WE ARE SALINA ESTITTIES WE CARRY THE FLAME #DragRace

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

It’s the youngest country he could think of

[tanner @tanneroftarth]

@Fatii_tii apologies in advance 😂

[tanner @tanneroftarth]

my opinion on this man is complicated but this really is beautiful

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

I met Kate’s parents.

It was a nail bitter.

We landed after 24 hours of travel and immediately went to her mum’s house where the family congregated… her mum, dad, auntie, three cousins, sister, brother-in-law, a 3-wk old newborn, brother, and soon-to-be sister-in-law. There were 15 of us crammed into a living room.

Upon arriving, someone said “oh I know your content from X”.

Blood drained from my face. Nobody could tell though because my face is already pretty pale.

Her dad and I hit it off. We cracked macadamia nuts from his tree, used an electric saw to open a coconut, and spoke about being carried as a baby by his 14 year old brother in the Bosnian snow while a German shot at them with a machine gun.

Her mother, also from Bosnia, needed some time to warm up. That’s reasonable. I understand. I’m a bit unusual. She’s soft spoken, careful with her words, and protective of her daughter. A few days in and I began to worry that I may head home with an undecided verdict.

I decided to live in her mum’s world. I ate everything she prepared, including meat, bread, and pasta, and embraced the discomfort of being an introvert in a week-long marathon social interaction with the entire extended family.

We spent time in her garden and she fed me stevia leaves, peppers, celery, chives, peanut berry, grapefruit, and starfruit.

Growing up, my mother and I maintained a garden together. I loved tending to it daily and it felt good to be back in the soil. Spending time with Kate’s mum motivated me to grow a longevity garden.

Our shared love of gardening was the first big breakthrough.

What really sealed the deal was when I interviewed Kate’s mum for an hour on camera, covering her upbringing and life and learning more about Kate. Somehow that format allowed her to see me more clearly than a generic social setting.

I think she came to understand and trust my devotion to Kate.

In the final hours before my departure, she was radiating with warmth. The entire family had gathered for a meal and it was laughter and teasing all around.

My love and respect for Kate deepened. I spent time going through all of her childhood things, helping me see and understand her with greater depth. More on this later.

It feels nice to be part of the family.

[tanner @tanneroftarth]

yeah, you’re right, you do sound pretty insecure

[vaanya @vaanyaforvogue]

this is how cozy my ex boyfriend used to be with his “female bestfriend,” and somehow i was the *insecure* one for having an issue with it??? lol

[tanner @tanneroftarth]

@Readerbell_ that makes sense!!!

was that the same conversation when the girl was like “if i’m from liverpool, i live in a country?” lmfao

[tanner @tanneroftarth]

when kayda first was like “i’m from new hampshire, do you know where that is?” i rolled my eyes like how could they NOT know where it is, but sure enough none of the girls did 😭

americans are so bad at geography they don’t even know their OWN country!!!!

[🏴‍☠️Maddox🏴‍☠️ @realmaddox]

This is an insane story. The DOGE whistleblower who said that login attempts were made to the NLRB from Russian IP addresses minutes after DOGE got access had his brake lines cut and photos of him walking his dog from a drone taped to his door after Musk attacked him on Twitter

[mora #S1NNER🇦🇷 @levitoslam]

the women's final being sunshine and rainbows meanwhile the men's could be some italian vs beelzebub

[🫀 vir 🫀 commissions open @cigarette_room]

isn't it funny how being anti-cop & anti-ice is a universal statement but being anti-military is a taboo that will get you called a classist. isn't it interesting how we only judge systems of power when they harm americans but they are not that bad if they affect the global south

[Jason Blakely @jasonwblakely]

This little intellectual revenge fantasy is a product of what Dosteovsky calls "underground syndrome" where someone waits in the shadows, fearing and loathing, and then suffers the illusion that by a single act they can invalidate an entire person's thought—let alone their life!

[tanner @tanneroftarth]

currently having a ***** ******

[lau @kodylavenders]

was not expecting the answer to kayda asking if the girls knew where new hampshire was to be a no omg???? #loveislandusa

[𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐲 🃏 is reading GOT @playym8te]

ik Trinity mama chest hurt right now omg. #LoveIslandUSA

[princess camo @camtalked]

bryce in every confessional #loveislandusa

[tanner @tanneroftarth]

kenzie is crazy but i know my girl has some galactic level crash outs in her and i cannot wait to see them

[𝚂 ⋆. 🐈‍⬛ .⋆♱ 🕸️ ᯓ★ @ERAOFMONE]

“im not blind… im just missing my leg” BEA A KI 😭😭😭

[tanner @tanneroftarth]

howland reed

[grace so in love ꫂ ၴႅၴ @danyjhogos]

if lyanna had the opportunity to win the tourney, who do you think she would crown as the queen of love and beauty?