Tanner

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Tanner and Beast

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I need to see a toilet paper commercial that demonstrates on a real poopy ass. No more of this blue liquid on a white table

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Masturbation is lowkey just masturbatory

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Someone make a compilation of guitarists holding their guitars up to their amps but failing to get feedback

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Just took a good nap…feels like tomorrow in this bitch!

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Sometimes you gotta turn on da phone flashlight and look under you to see how big that poop was

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In bed tempted to drift off without brushing my teeth, but I must brush em. Cuz tonight could be the night the alien baddies abduct me

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Sorry man I just peed in ur toilet and it got clogged. Yeah sorry my pee is like poop

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Why is walking so easy? Cuz we spend a hell of a lot of time crawling…
Last day of finals. Yep.

[NFL @NFL]

BART TO LISA FOR THE LEAD!

@TheSimpsons Funday Football on Disney+ and ESPN+

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Oh no…why’d the shooter have to look exactly like me 🙈🙈🙈🫣

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Beginning my SNL residency this week

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@mp3sucks Summer complaining about her role as a groupie

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Bodied. Next!

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Hey charli xcx, if sympathy is a knife, I don’t wanna know what apathy is!

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Which film would you watch?

The killing of a sacred deer

The chugging of a ice cold beer

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@lunch_enjoyer you look like LunchMoney Lewis from the song I got bills i gotta pay

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Sydney sweeney oddly quiet today…

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Guys Kamala just took Hawaii, this could turn around