Yesterday I got married. It was awesome. Everything went perfectly but it almost went horribly wrong. Here is the story of how chugging beer saved my wedding ceremony.
Cop showing up at my friend's place this weekend: "Hey we just got a noise complaint if you could keep it down."
My friend: "No worries brother. We just shifted into a different gear and now it's all gravy"
Cop: "....what?"
(actual conversation)