Tanya

Writer of things. Fond of Ice Cream.

[🥀_ Imposter_🖕 @Imposter_Edits]

There was a baby chimp born at The Sedgwick County Zoo, the baby had to be put on oxygen for a few days. This is a clip of it being reintroduced to its mother for the first time.

[Tanya @tanosaurusrex]

@msgmeg I'm coming. I'll make posters for the bake sale.

[Tanya @tanosaurusrex]

@msgmeg I'm so glad you like it!!!

[Tanya @tanosaurusrex]

@SuperWhalen HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRY! 😻😻😻 So cute.

[mika ♡ @mikaauguste]

my favorite hobby is finding so many new books that i want to read but then getting so overwhelmed by all of them that i end up not reading anything at all

[Tanya @tanosaurusrex]

@SuperWhalen So happy for you Zach!!! Ordered!

[Tanya @tanosaurusrex]

@msgmeg That's also my favorite part of the day

[ugh @ughfinewhatever]

I live for this

[Tanya @tanosaurusrex]

In the light of day, I still think this is a genius idea. Hit me up @TaikaWaititi and @marvel if you want more ideas on how to market Thor. Not that you need help. I just think that @ThorenBradley really does need that axe though...

[Tanya @tanosaurusrex]

Me, trying to fall asleep.
Also me: well Marvel should make a working version of Thor's axe and send it to Thor Bradley the handsome lumberjack man for marketing. They could call it Thor: Love and Lumber and he could do his log choppy thing and we will all swoon. It's a win-win.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

i’ve got a body like a sack of potatoes but a personality like a french fry

[Melissa Bowers @MelissaBowers_]

sorry to read your book in five hours when it took five years to write, it’s just that I couldn’t put it down and you are a genius

[Tanya @tanosaurusrex]

@msgmeg THIS. still sing part of the theme some regularly.

[no context schitt’s creek @nocontxtSC]

Star Wars but the lightsabers sound like Alexis Rose saying EW #MayThe4thBeWithYou

[Tanya @tanosaurusrex]

@msgmeg I also have this call out so when I hear back we can decide and then go together and then cure our trauma with pizza and ice cream and Ted lasso.

[Tanya @tanosaurusrex]

Please feel free to caption this stock photo I found while hunting for stuff for work. #captionthis #stockphoto

[Tanya @tanosaurusrex]

@ughfinewhatever Also remember to pee before you leave the house. Because public restrooms are a fucking gamble and you don't need that stress.

[Tanya @tanosaurusrex]

@ughfinewhatever Le pig! Also known as Winston. And a variety of other names.

[monet @monetvalenoire]

no more girlbossing i want to girl rest girl sleep girl lay down