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wife. mother. sister. daughter. volunteer. minnesotan.

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@ThrillaRilla369 Haven’t we all?!

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@KafkaJJ @HarrisJosh What? Shame isn’t good. Purity is but purity from the heart out of obedience to God means so much more than sexual purity.

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@johnmoe I saw this posted by other folks but didn’t watch it. Now I have and my day is ruined. I’m going to watch this on repeat for the rest of my life.

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@kaylajohnsonatl Maybe some of the dwarves will stand in for them.

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Another unconscionable lie from Tim Walz:

In 2017 Tim was reportedly at a friend’s house and said, “Welp, I gotta head out.” But then stood in the entry way to chat for another 75 minutes!

Which is it Tim? Do you “gotta head out” or not??

[FOX 9 @FOX9]

The Corn Roast crew at the Minnesota State Fair lines up for a storm-drenched synchronized belly flop. #MNStateFair #mnwx

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

my 84 year old auntie called me to ask "who the fine white man was at the DNC because he seems like he could've really been good for America". I choked back my laughter real bad and told her softly, "he was great for America. And Black women loved him".

She asked for his name and like clockwork I replied, "Grant. Fitzgerald Grant, I believe". She said, "damn, his name even SOUNDS important" and then she let out a Baptist MMMmmmmMmm. told her somebody tried to kill him once. then I stopped because I could barely breathe at this point and she started damning them to hell intently.

and I don't know if she'll ever find out, but I haven't laughed that hard in months after she hung up. I know I'm wrong. But, I did it for US. I did it for the United States of America.

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@natepentz “Sitting tacos”

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@johnmoe Minnesotan, @johnmoe , you are Minnesotan. Oh wait… do you say gray duck or goose? Your citizenship depends on your answer, so think carefully before you respond.

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I’m Team Kamala, but honestly asking why we care who Teen Wolf Too is endorsing. #Really

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: Jason Bateman has announced he is endorsing Vice President Kamala Harris. This is awesome.

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

I can’t think about Joe Biden without tearing up a little.

This man ran for president 5 times and lost then enthusiastically backed Obama and played the establishment number two to the greatest leader of his generation.

He wanted to run for president in 2016 but couldn’t because his son Beau died and he was too wracked with grief.

So he comes back in 2020, saves the country from Donald Trump and despite being a career centrist, proceeds to have the most pro-union, pro-working class administration in 80 years, pulls the country out of Covid, pulls us from the economic disaster of Trump into the best economy in the world.

He’s then betrayed by the media class and has to drop out because he’s too old for them. He steps down, for the good of the country, and immediately turns around and full-throatedly endorses the the first Black woman Presidential candidate finalist in U.S. history.

This man.

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@SnarkyLibruhl @timwilliamsart Same. It was such a shock.

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@masonmennenga “Unwoke” = racist?

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@EliMcCann Nort until you grow and harvest the poppyseeds yourself

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@kmachieng @girlmeetsgeek Hard agree! What a ridiculous event!

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@24caratviola Girl, just buy a new one. A small price to pay for leaving it behind. The lack of hassle will be worth it.

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@kyle_matteson $525k in Richfield! It’s a great house but I cannot fathom that much in an inner ring suburb.

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@johnmoe @SleepWithCelebs Obviously the giant buffalo in Jamestown

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@24caratviola I’m sorry for your loss, Jen. I can’t imagine. Holding all who have passed too early in my thoughts.

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@cellizt I definitely cried. I laughed too. So many more layers than I was expecting from a movie about a plastic doll.