🚨 BREAKING: my cardiologist’s sister lives next door to Mitch McConnell—she confirms that he is DEAD.
He coded at his house, paramedics never got a pulse back. He’s stored in a cooler at a local mortuary.
Apparently they made close friends & relatives sign NDAs
If you think I’m lying, you can just show us Mitch McConnell. 💁🏻♀️