Tanner Smith

I hope to glorify God through all that he has made me to be, and in everything that I do. I tweet what I know, bro.

[Tanner Smith @tantersmith]

My dance moves include whatever the person next to me is doing.

[Tanner Smith @tantersmith]

Solar Eclipse of the heart.

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

we promise if we give you pancakes they are your pancakes and we will not take them away

[Harper Perennial @HarperPerennial]

Turns out this is the title of a book and not the most fascinating content labeling of a box.

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

fun potato games:

-potato sack race
-hot potato
-pin the potato on the potato
-mashed potato pants
-just throwing potatoes at your friends

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

CONGRATS TO THE MILLENNIAL FALCONS AND THE NEW EGGLAND PEANUTS FOR MAKING IT ALL THE WAY TO SOUP BOWL 51 THATS A LOT OF SOUP

[christian hipster @ChristnHipster]

the trump shall resound
and his tweets shall offend
even still, it is well with my soul

[Tanner Smith @tantersmith]

@shaloney that feeling when the making of the book is just as cool as the book itself.

https://t.co/E5a4XA0wS2

[Tanner Smith @tantersmith]

@Daniel_Murphy93 is this in reference to the real bachelor or a parody show?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Master Architect Constructs Most Structurally Innovative Pile Of Dirty Dishes To Date https://t.co/s53Oe1AUTZ

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Ear buds were almost called lobe chums.

[Tanner Smith @tantersmith]

@karentaters well what do you expect when you make it wrong?!?! Haha, Merry Christmas, Karen 😊

[Dylan Sprouse @dylansprouse]

Every man MUST have a flaw. That is why I don't trust Michael Bublé

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

good luck on your last day of finals, we recommend frying your exams in bacon grease for extra credit

[Right Up Your Allee @alleecyrus]

Want two free tickets to see Rogue One? Retweet to win! Winner will be selected at 8pm tonight. 🚀 #IWorkForCokeCA

[Tanner Smith @tantersmith]

@trahhh what should I do if I get some colors confused at times? Mostly red and green. Sometimes blue and purple. It a male-recessive thing.

[Tanner Smith @tantersmith]

Vid team is KILLING it this year. (In a good way) https://t.co/Hq6CshAL2k

[CSF | University of Kentucky @ky_csf]

We're just going to leave this right here.... https://t.co/8FsKWhpS0r

[Tanner Smith @tantersmith]

Please put some thought into this because my friends and I are very curious. Who would win in a duel?

[scooooooooters @therealwild_amy]

"Friend! Sit!" - Jing

@UKCSF

[Tanner Smith @tantersmith]

@trahhh don't lose hope. There are people who fall outside of all three categories.

[Tanner Smith @tantersmith]

What a win for UK. Very proud to see them beat such an incredible team. But Louisville still deserves all our respect. #LamarForHeisman