Tanvi

My personality is pretending that I'm a subpar amateur comedian at all times 😅

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When the security lady at your apartment is like “Wow! I’ve never seen you go out and leave the apartment at night”... wow drag me

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Casually on the Philly Zoo Tik Tok page and realizing they used a @markiplier sound... lowkey obsessed but thought he would be promoting the Cincinnati zoo 😜

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@SEPTA_SOCIAL @SEPTA_TRE @SEPTA I had been constantly checking the "official app" and saw no alerts. Also idk why you wouldn't make these announcements at the train stations (not an an hour and 15 min after people have been waiting)

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@SEPTA_SOCIAL @SEPTA_TRE Would be nice if you bothered to inform your passengers so they don't waste hours tryna go home 🙄

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Apparently I was supposed to be gradually unfollowing ppl I knew on insta for the past few years but don't worry I caught up lol 😏

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5 years later and needy by Ariana is still the most I've ever felt seen 🤷🏾‍♀️

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Bruh someone tried to call Livin' la Vida Loca an obscure song like it wasn't Ricky Martin's biggest hit and topped the charts in like 20 countries 😩

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Damn why we putting post analytics on every tweet? I'd rather not know that 100 ppl looked at my tweet and not a single one thought I was funny 😭

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When you walk past @mulaney while running to your bus home from work and your blind ass squinted at him a little too obviously and when you realized who he was and you were too embarrassed to say anything 😅

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Brown moms are wild... tell me why I got a heat rash on my arm and my mom is like... " I think your allergic to your phone"

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Things I didn't know I needed: @markiplier , @LordMinion777 & @muyskerm making me feel seen about how confused I was about what Buckeyes are when I moved to Ohio 😭@DistractiblePod

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Does anyone else watch a show like the Mandolorian and think about how absolutely useless you would be at fighting in any sort of battle in the Star Wars universe?

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Just so y'all know, when you creep on someone on Tik Tok, they get a notification that you looked at their profile... like damn high school friend, at least give me a like 👀

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Thank you to Go! My Favorite Sports Team podcast, @markiplier and @Apocalypto_12 for helping me understand what on earth my cousins and uncles were talking about all Thanksgiving week with the World Cup⚽️

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Idk whose idea it was to flood instagram feeds with suggested posts but pls make it stop

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@muyskerm explaining his bath house adventure and the general vibe of Cleveland is what I didn't know I needed to hear in Distractible... a roller coaster but a throwback

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If another white man on the dating apps tells me I look like Mia Khalifa I'm gonna scream. Bc literally the only similarities are that I'm brown and wear glasses 🙄

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@SamsoniteUSA I have been trying to reset my luggage lock using the instructions online. Is there is a way to figure out if the lock is jammed?

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@Apocalypto_12 after hearing you talk about the financial accessibility of baseball/football, I was curious if you would be able to talk about the financial and economic impact of successful sports teams in their cities ( like increase in hotels/restaurants/tourism etc) ?

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Me crying while listening to Go! My Favorite Sports Team as @markiplier and @Apocalypto_12 being bewildered by strawberries and cream at Wimbledon bc that's the #1 thing on my bucket list 😭

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I recently discovered that some people wake up and can just SEE?!?! 🤓