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The Astros created COVID-19 to keep stadiums empty and avoid being booed.
Do not @ me unless it's to applaud and/or add onto my very plausible conspiracy theory
The Astros created COVID-19 to keep stadiums empty and avoid being booed.
Do not @ me unless it's to applaud and/or add onto my very plausible conspiracy theory
It occurs to me that, after the sign-stealing cheating took center stage, we stopped talking about the mysterious and dramatic spikes in spin rate that pitchers see after joining the Astros.
We should probably talk about that more now, not less.
I'm not sorry for sharing this - it is a stupid good pitch.
This tweet is not a gd referendum on the entirety of Yu Darvish's Cubs career. This is just a good-ass pitch.
I’m just going to carry a bat with me at all times and bat flip everything. Asparagus is on sale? FUCK YEAH *bat flip* Great parking spot at work? SUCK IT JERKS *bat flip*
VIVA LA BAT FLIP YOU DISRESPECTING THE GAME CHUDS *bat flip*