yatz

Peds nurse bc adults wouldn’t get my jokes

[yatz @taotortot]

Got my second show, two actually 🥹

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 NEW: Netflix secretly recorded an interview with Dr. Jane Goodall in March, set to air only after her death.

In it, she says she wishes Trump and Elon Musk could be blasted into space… and closes with:

“Don’t lose hope.”

Now that’s a final message.

[2HNDSUM @2HNDSUM]

me clocking into the job I prayed for

[julia hava @binchcity]

Trump TikTok PR stunt is giving when your ex blocks then immediately unblocks you

[kaiju @m0nster_b]

It’s like Christmas Eve but in hell

[Indie 505 @Indie5051]

NOVIEMBRE SIN TI ES SENTIR QUE LA LLUVIA ME DICE LLORANDO QUE TODO ACABOOO

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Happy November 1st

[tom @tomiezequiel15]

“como despertó la princesa de la casa”
yo:

[the human sadiepede 2 @hell_doe]

ice cream season is ending. but ice cream with a jacket on season is just beginning

[Frank Costa @feistyfrank]

Joe Biden has been dumped from the Love Island villa.

[ً @wtffrio]

to be loved is to be considered

[En Júpiter @En_jupiter_]

Yo.

[Luis Allfadir @allfadirluis]

yo después de chingarme cualquier cosa