Existential Tapas

Where we serve croquettes with a side of despair.

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Our hours of operation.

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It looks like there’s nothing happy about happy hour these days. Or most days. #SCOTUSFailedAmericaAgain

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Even our Dover sole has more soul than the Trump Administration #civility

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We serve red hens but we don’t serve Sarah Huckabee Sanders. #civility

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Kids eat (the rich) for free every night at Tapas and Nothing.

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We do not serve meat loaf.

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Now hiring waiters. Fluency in Russian required.

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Special on the menu tonight: borscht.

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We've just been informed that the White House kitchen has been instructed to carry only one kind of salad dressing from now on: Russian.

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We've just been informed that the White House kitchen will tonight be serving crow for the president and his guest, Mr. Giuliani.

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Sad hour all day every day for the next four years. @realDonaldTrump

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You’re on earth. Donald Trump is president. There’s no cure for that. But there is sangria. So there’s that.

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Life is solitary, nasty, poor, british, and short. And it is over way too soon. Celebrate your bday with us.

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A cage went in search of a bird. The chicken we use isn't cage-free.

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Edward Snowden ate here once. Now the tapas place down the block is serving croquettes based on our recipe.

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I can't go on. I'll go on.

All you can eat brunch this Sunday.

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Come mourn the fact that Trump is still a presidential candidate. Happy hour all day.

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The health department and our chef, Gregor Samsa, don't quite see eye to a thousand (compound) eyes.

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To minimize the petrifying terror that is real human contact, we now offer free wi-fi.

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Our coffee is ground to imperfection.