Hajime Colquyte

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Q: What do you call a blind German? A: A Not See (Nazi)

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Ovid~ Its useful that there should be Gods so lets believe there are.

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The mind is just another muscle. -Ted Turner

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Time is our most valuable asset, yet we tend to waste it, kill it, and spend it rather than invest it.

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Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

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All honor's wounds are self-inflicted. -Andrew Carnegie

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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Jacob Braude

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Oswald Spengler~ Socialism is nothing but the capitalism of the lower classes.

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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

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