Zoe

Let’s blow this popsicle stand.

[Zoe @tapdance17]

In 2011 when all the girls wanted feathers in their hair, it caused the fly fishing community a huge shortage of feathers to the point where the feather price skyrocketed. And that... gives me hope.

[Zoe @tapdance17]

My roommates teased me today for waking up “super early” (aka noon)

[Zoe @tapdance17]

@ly_gallo20 That IS the attraction!

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Gmorning

[certified cracker barrell classic @wellingtonkims]

happy 420 or whatever, release and expunge the records of everyone in prison for marijuana charges

[Brennen Tidwell @trentandrewrld]

Drake where’s Jesus

[𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚎𝚛 | go3 spoilers @sp1dervers3]

my dad sent me this and i am LOSING MY MIND

[Isa O’Connor @isaroconnor]

As a college student I have been
~ laid off my part time job
~ denied unemployment
~ left out of the COVID-19 relief package
~ left out of my parents relief package
~ rejected from multiple jobs bc online class schedule
~ gotten 0 refund from my tuition and housing

[danielle🪲 @bug_girl_babey]

College students:
- Don’t qualify for $1200 check if claimed as dependents
- Don’t qualify for $500 bc over 18
- Don’t get tuition refund
- Don’t get rent forgiveness for off-campus housing
- Don’t get to keep on-campus jobs
- Don’t get student loan forgiveness
- ?????

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

Ok I understand everyone is freaking out but why are ALL of you baking sourdough.

[Khalid El Khatib @kmelkhat]

Me, in six weeks, talking about the plant in my living room.

[Sandy Phillips @MamaRedfield]

My precious daughter was slaughter with the same type of gun in YOUR state. Shot 6 times with those .223s ripping & tearing through her tiny body. The head shot left a 5 inch hole in her left orbital and blew her brain to bits. So ya. I'll come & take it off your hands. #****Buck

[Kate🍓 @dumbberryy]

me massaging my head after taking my hair down from a bun

[Zoe @tapdance17]

@sarahbaldwin_ I WAS JUST TELLING SOMEONE ABOUT THISSS

[Zoe @tapdance17]

My campers started a petition to take a field trip to Area 51 instead of Lake Compounce today