guy who watched a murder of crows follow me for blocks: “friends of yours?”
me: “hope so”
him: “don’t recognize them?”
me: “I might have fed them…they look a lot like other crows”
him: “you a Hitchcock fan?”
me: “not really”
him: “would you be offended if I crossed the street?”
@3YearLetterman Jesus was Jewish and living in Palestine when before he was assassinated. Trump has only manhandled the Bible. I’m sure Mein Kampf is his to go book.
@kristinhersh When our dog, Sadie was eldest, she slipped on our stairs because of wobbly legs. She was scared of going upstairs for bed, so she slept on the couch downstairs instead of our bed. We put up stair carpets which she approved of as she realized she could now go up and down safely.