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hit the pen before the gym and started moving the elliptical with my hands

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man begged to shower w me and then handed me the same towel he wiped his taint with

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i’d never name my kid john doe they’re always getting in to situations

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@catsharkrexia ok and

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white people will walk in the rain and then start talking about some “looks like we don’t need to shower tonight !”

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nic addiction is no joke bc why are you pulling a gun on me over a 0% juice blue ice bustanut lost mary

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and by it … wellll let’s just say

my veanits

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the only calories that stay in my body anymore are nutella

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told my hg i wanna get crunk and she started playing laufey

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which side was this posted by

[𝕰𝖒𝕲 @Emilio2763]

The NaziTits Chart is NEVER Wrong…

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went thru our saved in chats now i’m just beating my meat to myself 💯

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i missed twitter so much i will not be posting the cringe shitbi was six months ago i am changed

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impressing my man by guessing what he had for breakfast after i swallow

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lost virginity

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did u guys miss me

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for someone named censori she sure doesn’t do a lot of it

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i imagine them setting this up through their moms phones like elementary schoolers deciding where to sit at assembly

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Charli xcx & Troye Sivan will sit next to each other at the Grammys this Sunday.

[Mags @TheBuzzOnMagnum]

I think this is just Shaq’s way of telling him to kill himself

[Garble @Generalkenobi47]

How it feels to not be homophobic/transphobic in school

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the smirk after. we should all kill our selves

[Right Wing Watch @RightWingWatch]

Father Calvin Robinson finished his remarks at the National Pro-Life Summit by throwing an Elon Musk salute, much to the delight of the crowd.