The Tap House

A World Beer Shrine in the heart of Historic Lancaster which offers a unique and bespoke range of world lagers, artisan brews, niche wines and spirits.

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Memories
All alone in the moonlight... @ The Tap House, Lancaster — at The Tap House, Lancaster https://t.co/z1YEdD6r45

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Happy mother's day to all the rad mums, step mums, grand mums and mother figures out there

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Overheard:
"OI! YOU! STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOTBALL AND TALK ABOUT FLOWERS AND DICKS!"

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Join me in weeping as I cancel tonight's Open Mic due to SOMEONE having the goddamn TEMERITY to be ill.

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Overheard:
"What cultural contribution has Newcastle ever made?"
"... Brown ale and 24 hour Gregg's."

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There is absolutely no way that EVERYONE was Kung Fu fighting.

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Heads, shoulders, fangs and tendrils, fangs and tendrils.
Heads, shoulders fangs and tendrils, fangs and tendrils.
Eye and eyes and OH MY GOD SO MANY EYES
Heads, shoulders, fangs and tendrils.

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I refuse to legitimise claims that my appointment as Company Reverse Necromancer is the same thing as a serial killer.

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NOTICE:
We are happy to announce that we now accept payment in Bitcoin, Krugerrands, indentured servitude and goat's blood (by dram only).

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**NEW STOCK ALERT**
Heave your shambling carcases down here. You'll be like "YE GODS! JUST LOOK AT ALL THIS BEER!" Help us burn through some of these OUTRAGEOUS brews from @blackjackbrewery, @northernmonk,... https://t.co/EiNwR5WAQy

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**NEW STOCK ALERT**
Heave your shambling carcases down here. You'll be like "YE GODS! JUST LOOK AT ALL THIS BEER!"
Help us burn through some of these OUTRAGEOUS brews from @blackjackbrewery, @northernmonk,... https://t.co/Jr9wTWpeoB

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**POLITE NOTICE**
Mitchell's legal representatives wish for it to be known that the law of "Finders, Keepers" is not applicable to human children.

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Pfft, what do THEY know?
It's bank holiday weekend. Let's live dangerously.
https://t.co/KrTsa10OPH https://t.co/KrTsa10OPH

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New stock!
The Pale Armadillo from the wild savages at @tempestbrewingco, this soft, fruity flavour bomb weighs in at an easy 3.8%
So you can drink it. And drink it.
AND DRINK IT, YOU MINDLESS THRALLS! DRINK... https://t.co/RnH3qyQ0Tt

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**POLITE NOTICE**
To avoid last week's unpleasantness, we no longer permit clowns, mimes or nailclippers anywhere on the premesis.

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**POLITE NOTICE**
Please may customers refrain from throwing their cigarette buds on the floor. Our ants are getting cancer.

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**POLITE NOTICE**
Please note that all unattended children will be confiscated and sold to the circus.

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Our beer is still better than theirs...

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Call me crazy, but... NEW Zealand is a Danish marketing ploy to up the popularity of Zealand classic.
And Denmark? Not even a real country. It's just Germany's little hat.

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Here at The Tap House, we like to serve beers made the old fashioned way (enrobed, chanting in an eldritch language to Vox the Profane, ever may he reign).