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[fka 🌹 @holyteerrain]

having a secret wedding while everyone is distracted by your record breaking blockbuster release...genius

[Leah Goodridge @leahfrombklyn]

Whatever you do, NEVER buy used electronics.

[J @OnlyPlayer_J]

Kids are now pausing their street games so I can pass.

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

fork found in kitchen

[ُ @Asensii20]

Hitler declares his full support to Mussolini

[A Scheme Coltrane Wilder Set Up @Beebz05]

Lmfaooo only a woman would know this.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

i’ve been praying for days like this

[Sir @tapielkop]

@ClashReels Nah these are siblings man

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Stop acting like your life ended because one mediocre woman lacked emotional maturity.

[GENO @genospsychosis]

Rewatched the Rumbling scenes I genuinely get why he fucked up his whole series to write that

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

If you have a crush on a girl, just talk to her and get to know her. I promise it’ll go away lol

[r @_rzua]

was what we had real or cake

[xavv. 🐾 @kawaiieroge]

white people be like : why does racism exist guyssssuhh let's all just hug and hold hands 🥺🥺

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Texas right now:
4 grams of THC = 10 years in prison.
Being a pedo = pardon from Ken Paxton

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Funny how they're sooo concerned about little girls in public restrooms, but not at all for all the little girls imprisoned in ICE facilities suddenly becoming impregnated.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

What I’ve realized is that corporate careers don’t really like introverts.

[Sir @tapielkop]

@_iamhabeeb She said ‘no’ didn’t she🤣

[໊ @xanborghini]

homeboy showed me a shorty n every pic is in a hotel room i don’t got the heart to tell him

[Jo🌺🎬 @Goldxn_Violin]

The way I’d probably be pretty excited for Doomsday if RDJ and Chris Evans weren’t in it

[Charlie @barbourtwat]

I always feel like confessing this to the press is a fetish in of itself