Pine🦢

Radfem |⚖️|Absurdist

[Shawry for Kirinyaga🇰🇪 @reen_thee_only]

For a pack of sanitary towels?
One pack that may not even be enough for one period for some of the girls.. These are essentials these girls should have free access to
@MillicentOmanga You should be ashamed!!!

[🇬🇭 @Playboi_Gandhi]

Being an African politician might be the best job ever, these people will keep praying to Jesus and not demand change from the government, while you can keep robbing them with no repercussions whatsoever and get filthy rich

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Our drive is to make sure that term ends in 2027.

[RADBLOG ☢️ @Radblogtv70]

Know your Breasts. Save your Life.

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Hakuna hotseat hapa. As usual DP Ruto will bring his own wuestions and choose which ones he answers. https://t.co/02xH4KeEj9

[Umoja @W_Asherah]

Married no kids here. Going 17 years together this year. No wedding. No dowry. Just AGs. I'd rather pay for a nice holiday.

Though it's two geeks married to each other so I'm not going to give you good advise either. We both just don't give an f about optics.

[komolika @Ichanpyaari]

misogyny wrapped in glittery paper:

> beauty with brains
> motherhood is a blessing
> wife material
> girls mature faster
> woman's biological clock is ticking

[Dr. Jack 🇵🇹 @k_iddoo]

My whereabouts?

[Typical African @Joe__Bassey]

Imagine putting the picture of Cesare Borgia, a Caucasian man who was a criminal and rapist, on your back and then calling him your saviour. 💔

[Kiberenge Jnr CPA @kiberenge79]

We bumped into the old man who has been trending & claiming that he donated Ksh70 to Sifuna pay bill. We refunded him the money but he refused to take & confessed that he did not donate any money to Sifuna but was paid by a woman who works for Omar Hassan to lie.👇

[bb 𐙚 @lilolebrandii]

when i had 2 boyfriends life was amazing

[𝙴𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚊 @erigganewmoney]

Just a reminder that when Scar took over Pride Rock, the hyenas starved too.

[🧛🏽‍♀️ @almahreign]

My dad just told me ati yeye Hana shida nikikaa kwake until I'm 40... idk where bro got the balls to even assume that I was thinking of leaving.Niko kwetu ye pia aende kwa babake akitaka

[Ademba Allans @allans_ademba]

Kuua wakenya kumbe ni competition. Who kills more and who kills less.

[JUNN @itsJIH]

My Mum thinks I'm Gay, she's been trying to connect me with some girls but haoni kitu😅😅.. I wish she knew how bad I want to change our family financial situation.

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Bro finessed an entire generation of kids by simply renting a car LMAOOO

[Brat. @sadditylyssa]

I only do situationships when i’m the one that don’t wanna commit

[Nyags @nyagsz]

“2 likes isn’t a lot” imagine tutam

[Mbugus @NaitwaMbugus]

Mimi ile kiluhya nimejifunza ya kwanza ni TAWEE! Wetangula Tawe! Mudavadi Tawe!!!! Rutooo Tawe!!!! Bladifackin

[Naughty @naughtie_0]

Kitambo nikiwa mwendawazimu nilikua nataka kukua astronaut😂