Walter Cheese

Bitten by a radioactive tapir, when angered transforms into tapir-lad

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@paulafr68963440 We can just grow concrete, can't we?

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@lembitopik This is an example of weather, you spoon

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@JaneRemain You've done him in one foul swoop

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@TheAVClub Couple of things there I wouldn't mind gripping

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@fesshole

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@ms___dale 318kg is the women's world record. This must be lbs not kgs.

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@JW_Evolution downloaded several DLC (campaigns, dinosaur packs etc) shows as purchased in playstation store, but will not open in the game. Please help

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@RealDMitchell It's like ... chair city over there

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#BBUK

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@AlanJ_KA7 @anon_opin Yes, but a finite resource on Earth. Once we have released the helium trapped in the crust, it gradually escapes into space.

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@NoContextHumans Steve Jobs died of ligma

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@Cain_Unable How did you cope with not being able to cum? I tried a week on the sertaline then gave up because of this. Exercise is the only thing I have found to work

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@AnnaMcGovernUK What about them beaker people? Coming over here, with their primitive drinking vessels.

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@ayeejuju Gunt?

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@markianrubin @fasc1nate "rises from the ground" is misleading and reinforces a misconception about photosynthesis

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Why is Davina watching telly with Barry Gibb? #CelebrityGogglebox

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@BoxingKingdom14 Fool me once, shame on you. Try and fool me again, then, err, won't fool...err...me a second...

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@BD_GUT_HEALTH
Hello. I regularly buy you kefir protein pots from ocado. I have three in a row this week that have been what I would describe as gritty. They normally have a smooth creamy texture, but I am finding the texture of these unpleasant. Could this be a bad batch?

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@susie_dent "in and of itself"
"In no way, shape or form"
"It is what it is"

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@NoContextHumans Shoes off=she's dead