Tapiwanashe

African 🇿🇼🇰🇪| Software Engineer| Future Farmer

[J E T H R O 🇿🇼 @Brian___Jethro]

Pano unogona kushorwa nemunhu anohora $250 per month 😂😭

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@KamoetMoses @Kenyans Thank you!

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@bosskimhucci @PenzuraWacho Muri right right here?

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@loiceMututuvar1 What’s hard about just telling him?

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Hanzi ukawana mukana leave Zimbabwe. This is bad advice, but as a country we’re not ready for this conversation

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@IAmSteveHarvey Nothing spiritual about it, but I listen to Passenger.

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@Faffiedzashe A good woman who cheats?

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@RealTalkFadzie Your preference is keeping the marriage on the rocks? Why? Munopenga here comrade

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@RealTalkFadzie Mambomuvhunza?

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@RealTalkFadzie Dzimwe nguva inobva yanodyiwa ikoko. Motoshaya zvekuita 🤷‍♂️

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@RealTalkFadzie You’re going to keep coming here ukaramba uchisiya vanhu vachikuitira ma decisions e life yako. Imbo addressa ipapo first

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@RealTalkFadzie The guy probably knows. Hate to say it but munhu akapusa is the most difficult person to convince anything sensible. Ibva pazvinhu zvevanhu

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@RealTalkFadzie Beauty with brains 💀

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@RealTalkFadzie Yes, you are wrong. Not because of what you explained, but because of how much involved you are munyaya dza mainini. Per your narrative, it shows you meant well. But ibvai pazvinhu zvamainini chibaba.

[Tapiwanashe @tapiwamla]

Then there’s us whose only subscriptions on YouTube are teampaghetto and ricoanimations.

[Faffie-dzashe @Faffiedzashe]

Normalize watching cartoons they help improve your English
The cartoon:

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@CessNyoni I’m yet to try NetOne, but it’s my next move

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Story of our Zimbabwean lives.

You buy Econet data valid for 1 hour. The network gets very slow and you end up using even below 1MB. You forget about it and life goes on because even if you do ask, that money will never be refunded.

[Tapiwanashe @tapiwamla]

@CessNyoni 😂 there are multiple, but the speeds are not reliable. Tread very carefully

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In short, choose what a human developer would choose instead of the slop your intelligence would choose otherwise.

[Marcos Hernanz @MarcosHernanz]

I always add this to my AGENTS.md