This is your gentle reminder that one time in the Bible Elijah was like “God, I’m so mad! I want to die!” so God said “Here’s some food. Why don’t you have a nap?” So Elijah slept, ate, & decided things weren't so bad. Never underestimate the spiritual power of a nap & a snack.
@Abby_Miller7 talked to @Abby_Miller7 tonight and she told me about her tail light... or what remains of it after the late night run in with a pole. it could be worse, right?
the boy I babysit asked me if I am ever afraid I will be a bad parent. then, he said, “I do. Sometimes I have nightmares about it. I want to be just like my mom and dad.”
how do those people with their major on a bumper sticker do it? I’d be representing half of the departments at Texas Tech by now. the back of my car would be one undecided blind spot.
once someone suggested my wedding hashtag be #tapp*insert last name of choice*
someone please make a comment to me about the handle twitter gave me & reveal your inner frat boy.