[at a party]
friend: he doesn’t need anymore bro he’s fucked up
me: [just threw up everywhere] i can do another gallon
friend: [taking milk away from me] just drink a beer man
🚨 NFL Championship Giveaway 🚨
We are going to send one person (two tickets) to the AFC OR NFC Championship!
To enter:
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Winner selected Thursday, 1/27!