Hafsat Umar

[Table Shaker ❼ @table_shaker_]

She had to remove the bonnet to see if this was real 😂😂

[Mᴜʏɪᴡᴀ 🇫🇷🥀 @Mussprince_seal]

How’s your business going?

The business:

[Fun Viral Vids 😊 @Fun_Viral_Vids]

We all have a friend like that 😂

[Nature 🦜and Music 🎶 @GuGi263]

How do I explain to the psychologist that I saw a lost kitten and its mother found it, scolded it, and after checking that it was okay, slapped it and took it home?

[Somto Okonkwo @General_Somto]

“Under Tinubu’s Nigeria, Everything Is So Expensive. So I Built This!😂.” ~ Lady Faith

[Mardortii @mardortii]

You no fit see me finish 💔😂😂

[Kat™ The Hammer ⚒️ @KatTheHammer1]

I can't breath! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[MRR ADDY  @vibewithmraddy]

aswear people wey normal for this country no pass 3😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Dr. Ose Etiobhio @osemagnum]

Me: "I'll advise you to remove the fibroids surgically."

*goes ahead to give all medical and surgical options

Patient: "There is this herbal doctor who helps melt fibroids away. I want to give it a try"

Me: *counsels patient extensively on the dark sides of using herbs.

*patient returns in few months with complications, swollen legs and eyes.

Me: "I really didn't want you like this. you can see it didn't work with the herbs"

Patient: "what are you talking about?...It worked"...
"The herbal man says you'll start from where he stopped. He has flushed the fibroids, that's why my legs are swollen. It's step by step..."

Me: 👀👀👀💀💀💀💀💀

[lindy @Lindyyay]

Told my brother some tea a few days ago and he barely responded. Today he phoned me with very specific questions and follow ups. I love how obvious it is that he told his wife and couldn’t answer anything she wanted to know 😭

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

Whoever designed wet wipe packs where you pull one out and four come with it should have been put in charge of ATMs.

[Kadali. @ZuntuAbdulfatah]

Nasiha Ga Iyaye Mata A Garin Birmingham UK 🇬🇧.

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

When you ask someone for money and they say they don't have it, don't take it personally — you also don't have it.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Kids will get you locked up.

A lil girl in my son’s class told her teacher that she takes baths with her uncle.

So of course, they did their investigation.

Tell me why the uncle is 2 years old.

[Muna @Munalozy]

If who dey work fit broke like this, I pity who no dey work.

😥😢

[MISSBETTY_BOOO @MissBetty_Booo]

I asked my husband to join my Yoga class. Its only 10 dollars per session and the instructor is good & beautiful. An hour later, he discovered I'm the instructor and only member in the class. Hes on the floor laughing.
🤣🤣 This guy doesn't take me serious

[Dee Macé @frmarcellinus]

I once did my niece's assignment on abacus. When I was done, baby girl went to one corner, hissed and cleaned the entire thing. She didn't talk to me for two hours, she said I wanted her to fail 😂.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

If I cut you off, your success later would not make me regret it. Good for you, but you’re still a terrible person in my book.

[Joshua🍁 @Joshwins_all]

adults hate the truth, so they call it disrespect 😭.

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

Nigeria is too underdeveloped to be this expensive to live in