Tara B

Sup.

[Tara B @tara_baum]

@HumanaHelp hi - do you know why our HSA mailing address isn't linked to our regular Humana account mailing address? Having to wait on hold 30+ min since you can't change it online

[Tara B @tara_baum]

@cta is the southbound 8 bus stop relocated for Grand and Milwaukee or not? The bus driver just blew past me at the noted relocation

[Tara B @tara_baum]

@cta does the #8 bus southbound stop at Milkwaukee/Grand? Can't find a notice for it on the website but my driver this morning said the stop is removed.

[Tara B @tara_baum]

The plus side of dry hands is that every cat you pet feels SO SOFT

[Tara B @tara_baum]

My favorite wedding tradition is when the bride grows her hair long for the wedding then immediately chops it off because no one actually wants long hair past age 25

[Tara B @tara_baum]

Remember when we were hyped up on the 5-0 chiefs last year and then the Steelers dashed our dreams? Well we already played the Steelers so ALL ABOARD

[Tara B @tara_baum]

Damn @Arbys you really do have the meats

[Tara B @tara_baum]

@BVMConsolatrix I wanna listen to celebrities whine about politics!! Twitter forever!

[Tara B @tara_baum]

I hear the New Yorker Festival needs some performers and I don't really have a reputation to risk here so yeah I'll book the flight now

[Tara B @tara_baum]

@BVMConsolatrix facebook is so OVER

[Tara B @tara_baum]

@dom_johnson What is your suspected % of people who just say that when they weren't paying attention? I'm at 65%

[Tara B @tara_baum]

@thayne_griffin I have no words anymore

[Tara B @tara_baum]

It's day six and the Chinese firewall is finally getting to me. Can

[Tara B @tara_baum]

After 8 long years of fandom, finally seeing @thewombats with @AshleyENelson for the first time! Can't wait to dance to Joy Division!

[Tara B @tara_baum]

Lessons in urban gardening #1: they really do mean it when they call Chicago the "Windy City" 😔

[Tara B @tara_baum]

People who don't turn portrait-lock on: how is it living such a reckless lifestyle?

[WomanAgainstFeminism @NoToFeminism]

i don’t need fimeme i love children! If a femist ever volunteers to babysit DO NOT let her, she is collecting 101 children to make a coat

[Tara B @tara_baum]

No one likes the guy wearing too much cologne but he becomes a goddamn hero when someone farts on an airplane

[Paige @PeachCoffin]

imagine sliced bread's ego

[Tara B @tara_baum]

I think I'm going to give up men for lent (she says, like she had a choice in the matter)