Tara F

-It's a cold day in Hell- BU '21

[Tara F @tara_fin]

The internet is never more entertaining then when some guy wakes up and decides “ya kno what? I’m going to obliterate the stock market today”

[Tara F @tara_fin]

Seeing the super religious people celebrating the overturn of #RoeVsWade and then turning around to say that “dON’t woRRy WE’ll suPpOrT thE nEw moThErs” feels the same as how my Catholic all girls high school was SUPER pro life but would kick out any pregnant student

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

Married LGBTQ people: CALL A LAWYER.

Get copies of birth certificates and custody for your children on paper. Make sure life insurance policies, property that you own, bank account information, passwords for things, Powers of Attorney, etc. are all set up & understood

[Tara F @tara_fin]

Honestly no hate, they were the muses to the best songs at the middle school sleepovers. Just banger after banger.

[Tara F @tara_fin]

Super cool how there’s a whole genre in 2000’s music that’s just telling the two guys on the left to go fuck themselves

[✩ Eɱɱα =^.^=💚🇪🇺🦕 #FBPE @Em_meh]

Eddie Izzard.

[Tara F @tara_fin]

HOT ER TIP!!!

Don’t wear your favorite white shirt when you’re getting your stab wound sewn up.

[Tara F @tara_fin]

#BillsMafia

[Tara F @tara_fin]

The body dysmorphia demon lives in the ZARA dressing rooms i stg

[Tara F @tara_fin]

Getting a masters is the new bachelors and getting a bachelors is the new high school diploma.

Like yea you can get a job! But if you actually want to work in your field and make money...

[Tara F @tara_fin]

@wohduude Highly recommend 00’s pop run. It’s got toxic, hey ya, I gotta feeling... All the essentials

[Tara F @tara_fin]

Alright, not gonna unpack everything here, just gonna say he has probably said he doesn’t stretch because it’s “kinda gay”

HOWEVER

-blood in urine
-pain for extended time
-nausea
-sharp punching pain
-probably not hydrating

This mans got a kidney stone the size of a grape

[mimi! KYON KYON @kirstuki]

no words . none

[Tara F @tara_fin]

I’m very nervous about this whole “skinny jeans are out of style” nonsense. My Christmas-ham-sized thighs makes sure every pair of jeans is a pair of skinny jeans.

[Tara F @tara_fin]

Ah yes this feeling is familiar.

Regardless, no one circles the wagon like the @BuffaloBills and everyone in Buffalo thanks you for making this year a little brighter!

[Tara F @tara_fin]

My boyfriend made me a playlist which is really cute!

What I cant get over is that the first five songs in the playlist, in order, are the Russian Nat’l Anthem, an Irish jig, 2 songs from the Hobbit, and a sea shanty.

I need someone to tell me how to respond to this.

[Tara F @tara_fin]

@MunchkinNelly Was an office pizza party really that out of the question?? Why the theatrics??

[Tara F @tara_fin]

@MunchkinNelly Hey at least your school didn’t celebrate the end of an almost decade long campaign for a casual billion dollars with a PYROTECHNIC ICE SHOW THAT ALMOST ABSOLUTELY TOOK A CHUNK OUT OF THAT CAMPAIGN.

[Ben Banyas @benbanyas]

A Black kid can’t hold a toy in a park but a white guy can take over the U.S. Capitol whenever he wants no problem

[Tara F @tara_fin]

@MunchkinNelly Sweet Jesus dude you’re insane!!! Congrats!!!

[Tara F @tara_fin]

Ngl this is exactly what I would text my friends on a Saturday my freshman year