I should really be writing my Day 1 Masters story right now but instead, here's a play-by-play of my interaction with Harry Styles on the 17th tee box at Augusta National.
Gabby: "Are you guys waiting for Bryson [DeChambeau]?" (Thought this would be a chill entry point — I spotted Harry out of the corner of my eye, literally standing 3 feet away, and proceeded to plot how to say hello for a solid five minutes before actually going for it.)
Harry: "No, we're actually watching Christo." (Christo Lamprecht, one of the amateurs playing in the Masters — I think someone in Harry's crew knew him)
G: "Oh awesome. Are you enjoying the day so far?"
H: "Yes definitely, how about you?"
G: "It's awesome. Have you been to Augusta before?"
H: "Yes, last year."
G: "Have you played the course?"
H: "Yes I have."
G: "Any highlights? Birdies?"
H: *laughs* "Yeah, you know, a couple birdies..."
G: "Well I hope you have a great time, I just wanted to say I'm a huge fan, and I love your music."
H: "Thank you, what's your name?" *extends hand for handshake*
G: "Gabby, it was great meeting you."
Aaand scene.