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waddupppp

[Mimi @beefingwithlife]

just fucked the baddest bitch ever but yall might call it masturbation.

[𝐭 @tarakate__]

Oh to be in love

[Archie 🇦🇺 @ArchieBPistons]

This is still the funniest tweet of all time

[𝐭 @tarakate__]

I NEED MORE STICKERSSSS
nowwww

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Bro didn’t even flinch 😂�

[🍁 @72Breezy]

U LET YOUR BAD DAYS AFFECT U TOO MUCH. U DON'T LET YOUR GOOD DAYS AFFECT U ENOUGH, FIX THAT.

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

Unpopular opinion: Genuine people don't have many friends.

[𝐭 @tarakate__]

@KiDCuDi @OffWht Be human!!!! SAY IT LOUDER

[𝐭 @tarakate__]

@KiDCuDi Now gimme and my unborn child some concert tickets 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ ily hehe

[0420 @FlipCrypt]

"A Storm is coming, like nothing you have EVER seen!"

[💞 @lowkeyenergy_]

does the "fuck" in "fuck bitches, get money." mean ignore or have sex with

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

I ordered a v*brator that doesn't work and amazon won't let me request a refund, which they do on purpose bc they think you'll be too embarrassed to call and they can keep your money. so now I'm on the phone with Tyler and only one of us is uncomfortable

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Get pregnant and show them how it's done sir

[ɴ. 𖤐👻 @luvblessingz]

Genuinely.

[ɴ. 𖤐👻 @luvblessingz]

How else is she supposed to know she's your girlfriend?

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

Cause if I say anything else ima hurt your feelings

[ɴ. 𖤐👻 @luvblessingz]

Yeah if you’re a good boy.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

AND I just wanna thank god for not making me allergic to seafood

[Loky @lokymann]

yes, pretty often actually