Tara Perry

Dog Lover, chocolate lover, sarcasm lover. My belief is: if you want something - you must earn it.

[Tara Perry @taramperry]

I just used http://export.ly by @simplymeasured to analyze a Facebook Fan Page in Excel.

[Tara Perry @taramperry]

Do u know what's really effing gross? Taking sausage out of it's casings to brown it. Blah!

[Tara Perry @taramperry]

Nothing puts me more in the TG cooking mood than an informercial for Feed the Children. Now I'm crying & feeling guilty.

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Is it appropriate to drink up w/a room full of mostly recovering alcoholics? @mylifeinrecipes, is there room @ your TG table?

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Eating Kix straight from the box in bed = bad idea. I'm pretty sure I'll be sleeping w/a few Kix balls tonight.

[Tara Perry @taramperry]

@tpinto3 you weren't out robbing banks today, were you?

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@tpinto3 make it stop. Please.

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It's been awhile. (@ Starbucks Coffee) http://4sq.com/d1Ct8a

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I'm at Starbucks Coffee (575 Country Club Dr., off Wood Ranch Pkwy., Simi Valley). http://4sq.com/d1Ct8a

[Tara Perry @taramperry]

I'm at Starbucks Coffee (575 Country Club Dr., off Wood Ranch Pkwy., Simi Valley). http://4sq.com/d1Ct8a

[Tara Perry @taramperry]

Good advice: you shoudn't do laundry and Twitter at the same time. It causes head injuries.

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Proof laundry will kill u, I just smacked my head on the cupboard door while switching out the laundry. I'm pretty sure I'm bleeding.

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Have u ever heard a bunny sneeze? It's damn cute. Although our bunny's sneezes would be much cuter if she wasn't an evil bastard.

[Tara Perry @taramperry]

I'm at Starbucks Coffee (575 Country Club Dr., off Wood Ranch Pkwy., Simi Valley). http://4sq.com/d1Ct8a

[Tara Perry @taramperry]

Is it wrong that I'm hoping my daughter puts herself to bed? Oh and, get up & make ne breakfast tomorrow?

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Yes, yes I'm here again. (@ Starbucks Coffee) http://4sq.com/d1Ct8a

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@QueenofSpain also, I've been lupus strong (as I call it) for 9 years now so I can understand ur feelings.

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@QueenofSpain for the record, I didn't mean u were making it up just that how bad u feel it looks is in ur head :) U look great!

[Tara Perry @taramperry]

I'm at Starbucks Coffee (575 Country Club Dr., off Wood Ranch Pkwy., Simi Valley). http://4sq.com/d1Ct8a

[Tara Perry @taramperry]

@QueenofSpain your "thinning hair" is in your head. Really. No pun intended.