tara murphy

where the murph meets the surf

[Sofia Coppium @indianloonie]

Why are they always holding the little one back. I fear one day she will snap

[julia hava @binchcity]

New ig bio just dropped

[tara murphy @taramurphy97]

Listening to the Hamilton soundtrack is the closest I’ll get to celebrating the country this weekend

[megan @MeganAnnD]

4th of july is cancelled this year due to a shortage of independence.

[Joi Childs @jumpedforjoi]

My fall plans The Delta Variant

[Elyza Halpern (a.k.a. possumgirl) @elyzawithawhy]

“To save their company, Cinnamon Toast Crunch needs to make cereal classy again, and what’s classier than shrimp?”

[ella 🥯 @dachshund666]

i want prince phillip to go on hot ones

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

i.... can’t believe oprah asked this

[chavíto @Chavito316]

What’s joe bidens plan to stop these fake calls about my cars extended warranty?

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

what do i say

[GL @gldivittorio]

I would say my favorite part of 2020 was the two days we thought he was going to die

[campbell g @rodeoman]

every night before bed i study a picture of Tony Hawk so that if i ever run into him in public i will not be one of Those People

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

police academy written test

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

the third stimulus check is going to be a $300 venmo request from nancy pelosi

[tara murphy @taramurphy97]

@IndibroDavis It’s my own personal hell

[tara murphy @taramurphy97]

After 3 years of actively using CoStar, I realize my birth year was wrong. My entire birth chart has changed. I’m on the verge of an identity crisis.