michelle 🦦

bounce na’ko man

[michelle 🦦 @tarantadeux]

@alialjbour29 .

[michelle 🦦 @tarantadeux]

Lmfaoo i know a pinoy function when i see one 😭

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

This is one of the best tweets of all time.

[⊹ ࣪ pam ˖✦ @pamvonhadder]

When cartoons used to feel like dreams you could walk into.

[𓆩♡𓆪 @fairyprxncess]

This house looks like it holds a thousand gentle stories

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

U can tell someone is 28 because there will be no more light in their eyes

[Waqas @worqas]

Good luck painting this extremely likable guy as a villain.

[Briahna Joy Gray @briebriejoy]

They murdered her and then celebrated on camera with her blood still drying on the airbag.

[michelle 🦦 @tarantadeux]

Mapapayosi ka nalang e. Except hindi ako nagyoyosi.

[michelle 🦦 @tarantadeux]

Engaged ampotah. Oo bitter ako.

[Black Fabio @LeFabioNoir]

Imagine being the landlord and finding out the new mayor just personally inspected your building. I know that nigga was sweating bullets

[Grace @graceyldn]

The photo the neighbours took of us vs the photo we took of them

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

"yassified to maintain anonymity" is one of the greatest linguistic innovations of the century

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

relationships are healthier when the goal is to experience life together and not to try to make the person into who you want them to be or to make them do what you want them to do.

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

opening this app is like lighting a cigarette

[renata 🎷🐅 ADL AVCON JULY 4-5 ✨ @gremren_]

people clown on twitter, but this is literally the kind of thing i get on my feed and it actually improved my whole day. this app is so broken but damn sometimes it's still so good