Ross Thomson

Display Falconer, Tarantula owner, nature nut. All opinions are those of the voices inside my head

[Ross Thomson @tarantulaross]

@afneil Not sure it quite amounts to a ‘National embarrassment’. Personally I’d prefer an over reaction to what eventually turns out to be fuel theft (if that’s the case) than an under reaction to a genuine attack.

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@Halfords_uk @MorganBroadcast Translation, we offer price matching because we know we are ripping you off and hope you won’t notice!

[Ross Thomson @tarantulaross]

@ValtteriBottas @tiffanycromwell @Cadillac_F1 @F1 @CareforWild a an F1 fan currently working in wildlife rehab in SA. It is amazing to see your support for the rhinos, I implore you to look into the plight of the world’s vultures! They could really do with a similar level of exposure to the general public!! I’d love to see a Vulture helmet!

[Ross Thomson @tarantulaross]

@RupertLowe10 Oh no, how dare the justice system be efficient in that case!
What a disgrace!

[Ross Thomson @tarantulaross]

@Taxi8o @kitten_beloved AI can caramelise onions now? Finally doing something useful!

[Ross Thomson @tarantulaross]

@JordanOnSports1 WTF is that badge on the left…. 🙄

[Ross Thomson @tarantulaross]

@Llewcalon A voice of reason at last! It’s becoming very tedious. Focus on our own teams while wishing luck the the other promoted sides.
I hope we all stay up, PL needs a shake up

[Ross Thomson @tarantulaross]

Other than where he’s likely to play in the midfield, do you think should we read anything into the fact he parked up between three other tractors? 😂🤞 #itfc

[Ipswich Town @IpswichTown]

Welcome to Suffolk, buh. 🚜

[Ross Thomson @tarantulaross]

@heysamwise Am I missing something or does this advert show it completely ignoring an instruction?

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Anybody else unable to actually watch the game in full screen? Terrible website for Colu #itfc

[Ross Thomson @tarantulaross]

@netflix The HARRIER more like

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@triffic_stuff_ Oh my god how in the world of Morden transportation could you possibly travel two hundred and fifty MILES! Away from the scene of the crime (assuming he is the criminal) in just THREE days!!

[Ross Thomson @tarantulaross]

Can I just give @airalocom a shout out as the most inept company going.
Product purchased still not working after much troubleshooting now still trying to arrange a refund 24+ hours later.
WhatsApp responses take 7-12+ hours
Avoid like the plague #airalo

[Ross Thomson @tarantulaross]

@Moonlighhy This is not ‘cute, those are two very stressed Owls sadly

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@ColchesterZoo Charles

[Ross Thomson @tarantulaross]

@HumansNoContext Static electricity… did you not go to school?

[dbrand @dbrand]

Congrats to @LinusTech on the Commuter Backpack launch! Looks great. What an amazing product.

We were in the process of trashing ours, then realized it could be used to farm engagement instead.

RT to win a free Commuter Backpack, shipped anywhere in the world. We'll pick one winner in 24 hours.

[Ross Thomson @tarantulaross]

@LeeAndersonMP_ @Jesii_ca_M

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@thehistoryguy

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@JustinHawkins @taylorswift13 @tkelce Showing my age here, I was trying to work out what Kevin & Perry had to do with The Darkness