*Lindsay*

Oprah call me

[*Lindsay* @TarantulaTea]

Bopsie Twins unite!

[*Lindsay* @TarantulaTea]

Fuck a dragonfly.

[*Lindsay* @TarantulaTea]

@horchatalord OMG!!! 😍👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[*Lindsay* @TarantulaTea]

Wish in one hand and shit in the other.

[Doug Bies @dougbies]

My favorite sound to hear in bed is the crunching of potato chips

[lola⛓ @greenlolaaa]

🥺

[*Lindsay* @TarantulaTea]

@adamoverboard I’ve watched it 5 more times dude everything is just extra ass triggering today

[*Lindsay* @TarantulaTea]

What 🤦🏻‍♀️

[will defries @willdefries]

what is this dude’s PROBLEM https://t.co/TU1XcneKIC

[*Lindsay* @TarantulaTea]

@adamoverboard 😂 Man you aren’t wrong

[*Lindsay* @TarantulaTea]

@TimmySampana Got chu boo 🤍

[*Lindsay* @TarantulaTea]

Saturday will be my 13th time seeing @ParkerMcCollum CAN’T WAAAAIT! #springbreakonthecoast 🎬

[Concrete Street Amphitheater @ConcreteStreet]

🔥 ANOTHA CONTEST 🔥 Want to meet @ParkerMcCollum at #SpringBreakOnTheCoast 👀
• RT this tweet
• Must be following us
• Tweet us #SpringBreakOnTheCoast
- Winner picked Monday morning! -

[Concrete Street Amphitheater @ConcreteStreet]

#KnowBeforeYouGo • #SpringBreakOnTheCoast • SATURDAY
🚪: 6 PM
🎵: 7 PM // @KolbyCooper_
🎵: 7:50 // @jonwolfe
🎵: 9 PM // @ParkerMcCollum
🎵: 10:30 PM // @codyjohnson
🎟️: https://t.co/BiUvoa6ssh *few tickets remain*

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

i used to collect trolls

[*Lindsay* @TarantulaTea]

💀

[Josh AbboŦŦ @joshabbottband]

@PeterBurnsESPN This person

[*Lindsay* @TarantulaTea]

@TimmySampana Sweet Jesus 😳 I remember buying it on VHS when it came out

[*Lindsay* @TarantulaTea]

I redownloaded Twit

[*Lindsay* @TarantulaTea]

We love you so much @keezyyybaby 🖤

[*Lindsay* @TarantulaTea]

🤣🤣🤣

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I’m starting to think I missed my window on having a rat tail.