Tara

Black Lives Matter | she/her

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@michpopviolin MONEY

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My Friday morning energy: watching one of my nine-year-old nuggets bouncing his way into school singing “I got baaaands in the coupe! Bustin out the roof!”

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*dramatically listens to Rainbow by Kasey Musgraves on repeat*

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Tik Tok just reminded me of this song and I’m shook. @KrissyCes can you hear our 4 AM sleepovers

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My new favorite way of deceiving my body is wearing fuzzy socks and high boots when it’s mildly chilly and shocking my ankles by wearing high rise jeans and sneakers when it snows

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“Not like a real pet, just a crow that I trained to occasionally eat raw onions out of my hand” - guess who

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@j_stgurlythangz Ps wanna watch Mamma Mia with me over Zoom sometime I haven’t already watched it twice this week

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Alex can tell you the name of every random actor and some strange back story about them in every movie but he just misnamed Meryl Streep for TEN WHOLE MINUTES

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@j_stgurlythangz Glenn Close lmfao

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@jakeventuring Welcome to the green side

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The Office is great and all, but Peacock would’ve had me a lot sooner if I knew they were streaming Mamma Mia.

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@Georgie_Casazza Back atcha babe

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Start your 2021 right: send Mitch McConnell a drunk email about how he’s the scum of the earth

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This is the adult equivalent of “you up”

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@j_stgurlythangz @baby_peachring Love u I try to be good

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I accidentally rolled up my sleeve at the dinner table and my dad goes “did you get a new tattoo?!” And I immediately responded “wtf how did that get there?!” And that’s my personality in a nutshell

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@efoley327 @shaeeeeshaeeee8 Nerd alert

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My boss announcing we can leave work a whole 30 minutes early the day before break feels like the equivalent of the new stimulus check

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@shaeeeeshaeeee8 You can read mine when I get there 😁

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I never win anything on scratch offs but I just won $5 and it feels worse somehow