*every phone in the court room buzzes at the same time*
Judge: ok we’re going to break for 5 minutes so we can ⚠️BeReal⚠️ and then come back to hear closing arguments
Cackling hysterically because my bf uninstalled all social media to focus on grad school and now casually scrolls the IKEA APP instead 😭😭 No bitches, blahaj only
Im trying to imagine what would’ve had to go differently in my life for me to be someone whos attracted to Timothy chalamet.. maybe if i took AP classes in high school? Or if i got attacked by a praying mantis