𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐫

| paleontology enjoyer | posiwid |

[𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐫 @tardoraptor]

reminder that dolphin sperm has extremely robust chromatin such that it has even been able to fertilize rat eggs, which is like a whole taxonomic family removed

[𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐫 @tardoraptor]

people will have a fraternal twin and be born in the late 90s - early 2000s and ask you deadpan how I know they're a product of IVF

[𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐫 @tardoraptor]

philosophy phd who wrote his dissertation on husserl and heidegger interviews for object-oriented software engineering job

[𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐫 @tardoraptor]

lost history

[𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐫 @tardoraptor]

its great how you can date a children's science book by seeing whether it tells you if a stegosaurus had two brains

[𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐫 @tardoraptor]

e/acc's have abandoned Sol

[𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐫 @tardoraptor]

@sanstitre2000 no wonder they were called dogfishes

[𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐫 @tardoraptor]

faunal turnovers go both ways

[𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐫 @tardoraptor]

@cubist_castle @MarcusL_Crassus dm me

[𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐫 @tardoraptor]

@Brand0nsm181274 they are. it is staged for virality

[𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐫 @tardoraptor]

oh to be a trust fundoid where your biggest stressor is a backpacking trip's logistics for 8 weeks that you yourself have chosen to embark on

[𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐫 @tardoraptor]

if they don't use water they're gonna go with oil, pick your poison

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

This is your friendly reminder that data centres don’t actually need water. They need a cooling system and are using water because it’s the cheapest way to do it.

[𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐫 @tardoraptor]

thats vaush.

[Jhenè @isgaldemsugar]

I just don’t understand why these fetishised men have whole big beards before they “transition” and expect us to believe that it’s not just a creepy sexual fetish? No man would grow out an entire beard if he suffered with a genuine case of dysphoria & thought he was a woman🤦‍♀️🥴

[camille :-) @dustytit]

my dream afterlife is spending a slice of eternity meeting every single animal species that ever existed on this earth

[𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐫 @tardoraptor]

you do. we just see it all upside down like we have aixelsyd

[snix ★ @snixie]

do I still have Australian people on my timeline?

Interact please

I need to tap back into the algorithm

[𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐫 @tardoraptor]

it is big so when her copy gets distorted in the backrooms to imitate her the jacket will fit well on her copy entity in the backrooms

[Dr.Mary Kline @MaryKline87]

I miss my big blazer

[𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐫 @tardoraptor]

@aiyalexeii @dove_of_babylon there are wayyyy more than 5 mass extinctions

[𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐫 @tardoraptor]

its crazy how my ancestors have survived every mass extinction in this cosmos's history. i won't take my existence for granted.

[alex 🕊️ 🦖 @dove_of_babylon]

YOU 🫵 are remnants of Pleistocene (Ice Age) megafauna

(by virtue of the fact our species commonly weighs over 45 kg when reaching adulthood)

[𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐫 @tardoraptor]

bro after getting a D in engineering

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

SERIOUS QUESTION: Why is it that actual human jobs like baker, florist, teacher, and childcare worker barely pay a livable wage, while fakė jobs like AI specialist bootlicker, marketing campaign parasite, and synergy consultant are pulling six figures ??

[𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐫 @tardoraptor]

its crazy how my ancestors have survived every mass extinction in this cosmos's history. i won't take my existence for granted.

[alex 🕊️ 🦖 @dove_of_babylon]

@tardoraptor well, everything alive today has survived all big 4 mass extinctions