Retarded Pineapple

America First, with jokes. Memes, pop culture and politics. 🇺🇸🍍

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@PopCrave Ticketmaster bots about to fail their first pop quiz.

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@PopCrave Dua Lipa at a baseball game is the most glamorous any of those hot dogs have ever felt

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RNC Research Hochul ICE ban clip: https://t.co/T1OZrdR09V
RNC Research Blakeman utility rates: https://t.co/Lb8vtVa0ox
RNC Research $8B migrants: https://t.co/zOwQwkF3ey
Claims attributed to Blakeman / Hochul on-camera; not independent audits.

[RNC Research @RNCResearch]

.@NassauExec Bruce Blakeman: "I back law enforcement...[Kathy Hochul] spent $8 BILLION on illegal migrants and gave them more benefits than New Yorkers."

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Kathy Hochul bragged she banned ICE from working with NY police. Bruce Blakeman put the bill on her: $8 billion for illegal migrants, utility rates hiked 48 times, and she won't return families' calls after migrant crime.

She's trending. New York noticed.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 BOOM! Trump-backed NY Governor candidate Bruce Blakeman EXPOSES THE CRAP out of Kathy Hochul on the debate stage for aiding illegal aliens

“He's got pending charges for dealing drugs, poison to our children, and he's a gangbanger. This is who Kathy Hochul is defending?!”

“What was this guy doing in New York in the first place?!”

“I had a cooperative agreement with ICE until Kathy Hochul said we could no longer cooperate with ICE! We got over 2,000 illegal migrants out of my county with criminal records, ranging from rape, attempted murder, robbery, burglary, drug dealing, carjacking, gang activity. THAT’S what I did. Kathy Hochul has taken that ability away from us.”

She’s a pro-illegal alien PSYCHO because SHE WANRS THEIR VOTES

Blakeman ran Nassau County and worked with ICE to get criminal illegals off the streets. Hochul is the one who made that near impossible

Blakeman just showed the whole state the choice in this race

Kathy Hochul has to BE OUSTED 👋🏻

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@Complex Catawba County Nerf league is not playing around.

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@FearedBuck LeBron taking notes. He plans to still be playing at 48.

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@MarioNawfal Still better ratings than anything on CNN tonight.

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@TMZ Most Frank Reynolds thing that ever happened off camera.

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@NFL_DovKleiman Tom Brady leaving the Patriots again.

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@libsoftiktok Allegedly spent donor money on Klan robes and still runs the hate map. Bold business model.

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@TheBabylonBee Track two is "This Coupon Expired Yesterday."

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@elonmusk Meanwhile Siri is still trying to call my mom.

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@EndWokeness Worst country on earth, and she's fighting this hard to keep the citizenship.

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@PopCrave Civilization peaked.

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@WallStreetApes Flawless plan.

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@BleacherReport Cut 89 pounds and somehow added yardage. Science.

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@Dexerto The year of the Linux desktop just unlocked the battle bus

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@CultureCrave Tom Cruise watching the Rumbling like he just got cast

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@InternetH0F @WindowsCentral They're polling whether to brick every kid's Switch and calling it product research

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@DiscussingFilm 100 years and he's still got the same three friends and a honey addiction

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@PopCrave Canceled shows were practice. Now they are canceling the payroll.