uncle jen

a peek into the life of a chaotic fan of many things. living with the fact that about half of you don’t get my display name pun.

[uncle jen @tardypartypeter]

“Hey Darren”

“Sup bitch 😛”

“Stop- ☺️”

“😛...bitch”

[liz @lizcidity]

out of context this doesn’t look right,,

[uncle jen @tardypartypeter]

@ol_scarbrain @strkrhds Stop glorifying teachers paying for things out of pocket. They should not have to do this out of love. The school and their leadership should be more supportive so this isn’t necessary.

[ٍ @visionsinfilm]

christmas in little women (2019)

[eli @lvxeli]

normalize BED-ROTTING in the holidays & not feeling guilty about it for your mental health

[uncle jen @tardypartypeter]

how is it that we let rick riordan leave us on a cliff hanger AGAIN??? i’ve been tolerating this abuse from him since i was 11!

[uncle jen @tardypartypeter]

@itszaeok the evidence…is really incriminating…

[uncle jen @tardypartypeter]

what do you think of his costume be honest

[uncle jen @tardypartypeter]

My coworker is making my workplace actual torture right now. I’m a victim of hate for no reason at this point https://t.co/re7aN5DEzR

[uncle jen @tardypartypeter]

scarves do be getting left at your sister’s house though. she was right.

[uncle jen @tardypartypeter]

would someone kindly explain? I don’t understand?

[megan @chismosavirus]

this pic is APUSH DBQ material

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Temperature dropped below 70 degrees and now something very academic is brewing inside me…something very dewy decimal system is trying to get out

[uncle jen @tardypartypeter]

nothing is stupider than a man clapping in a house to cheer on a football team on tv. it’s giving clapping in a movie theater or clapping when the plane lands 😭

[uncle jen @tardypartypeter]

if you think you know how good a nilla wafer cookie is, i need you to go eat one because it’s better than you remember it

[uncle jen @tardypartypeter]

my bf told me they should make a teen titans go animated series but for harry potter and i haven’t been able to get it out of my head since like the instant HIT that would be

[uncle jen @tardypartypeter]

weirdly enough, new girl has the most quality thanksgiving festivities content of any modern sitcom? like if I’m feeling thanksgiving vibes i put a new girl thanksgiving episode on

[uncle jen @tardypartypeter]

i could not hate more when Twitter changes in any way (recent updates being the worst of all time) but something i love about snapchat is any time they try something new you can just absolutely choose to ignore it and continue to use the app how you always have. it’s ✨perfect✨

[uncle jen @tardypartypeter]

THE APP DOESNT SAY TWEET ANYMORE????? 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I might actually delete 😭

[Josh-Parker @WebHeaded_Josh]

Spider-Man fans, open for a surprise. 💖

[uncle jen @tardypartypeter]

@SAlNTCUNT @mjolnireactor and that’s what we call range

[Tiffany Blair ❤️‍🔥 @imtiffanyblair]

Taylor right now

[best of swift ❁ @besttofswift]

only day you can rt this