Tara Robbins

face it til you make it

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Why doesn’t Door Dash deliver Starbucks?

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What’s really going on in politics or the environment to distract us with the Vanderpumps drama??

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Cardi B for Super Bowl half time show 2024

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Being able to pick your seats online at the movie theatre is a big come up

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Pro tip: Place your online grocery order after eating at the Cheesecake Factory

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I’m watching Bravocon: Andy’s Legends Ball. Now I know how people who like football feel during the Super Bowl

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Real Housewives don’t cry. They yell and flip tables @BravoTV

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None of my friends watch Bravo/are up to date and I hate them for it

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In what upside down world are women fighting over Austen & Andrea is going to bed alone?! #SummerHouse

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*turns on closed captioning to read while I chew*

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Oh, so whoever designed Targets parking lot did Starbucks too. Got it

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*will now be accepting Tj Maxx gift cards instead of Target*

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Kathy Hilton holds all cards in #RHOBH. If she says jump, they WILL jump.

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If you think motherhood doesn’t change you, I just picked up a stink bug in my house and set him outside

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I’m disappointed. Why does 2021 Chucky look more cheap and corny than Chucky in ‘98?

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I’ve been trying to watch #RHOSLC for like 3 days now 😴

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When people with no kids comment on your parenting

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I want Chet n Matt’s pizza but Brass’s wings 🍗 🍕

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I wish I loved lifting like I do cardio😕

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This season of RHOBH *chef’s kiss*