Targeese

Native MN. Long-suffering Vikings fan. Baseball polygamist (Red Sox, Twins, whoever is playing the Yankees). Tweets/opinions are my own.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Twins broadcaster was telling the story of a fan battling terminal cancer

Midway through the story, the Rangers hit a homerun and he used a “Swing and a drive by Castellanos”

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

Serving up 17 courses. We'll take them all.

https://t.co/IcZACQxP0Q

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

Reminder that people like this actually exist.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

True

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Just going to leave this one here.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

The original ABS system.

[Targeese @targeese]

@MatthewNichol5 Keep my president's name out yo fuckin' mouf!

[MacMally 🍀 @MacMallyMMA]

This is genuinely one of the most insane things I’ve ever seen in baseball. Robbing a homerun is hard and rare enough. Robbing two in a game is the record. But three?? One in a million chance. Take a bow, Jo Addell. #RepTheHalo

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Chicago Bulls Offer To Reinstate Jayden Ivey If He Will Do Some Cocaine And Beat A Few Women https://t.co/dJWEET8r34

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

If you ever find a pretty girl who keeps a scorebook at baseball games, marry her.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Perhaps the surest sign you have entered a quality ice cream establishment …

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Biden at Jesse Jackson's funeral: "I am a hell of a lot smarter than most of you"

[World Baseball Classic @WBCBaseball]

No, this is not a replay 😮

Manny Machado did this TWICE IN A ROW!

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

Find someone who looks at you the way Bill Clinton looks at photos of his time with Jeffrey Epstein.

[Samantha Smith @SamanthaTaghoy]

The Iranian women’s national football team refused to sing the anthem of the Islamic Regime. Tonight. At the opening match of the Asian Cup. In front of the entire world.

So, to all liberal Western women:

Watch and learn.
THIS is what real feminism looks like.

[JP Sears @AwakenWithJP]

This one is my favorite. Bill staring at the photo of girls in a hot tub so much that his lawyer has to take it away, then he fights her to take it back to keep looking. Great optic.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

DOWN BUT NEVER OUT TEAM USA WINS GOLD AND CRUSHES CANADA’S SOUL IN THE PROCESS