Absolute Solver / J / V

Parody / RP account, don't take anything here seriously. Account Owner is 19, AU, non-canon and stuff

[Absolute Solver / J / V @targetandrival]

Absolute Solver, J and V

Bunch of bad guys, except two want to destroy the Planet and the other is just a silly hungry drone.

#MVRP #MDRP

[Absolute Solver / J / V @targetandrival]

@FiveSwordSquad J: "Good. I'll fly around and you... just look wherever, I guess."

[Absolute Solver / J / V @targetandrival]

*The Solver shuts down, falls to the floor and stays there, motionless*

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐄𝐑 @STEALTH_EXPERT]

"𝐎𝐖!"

𝘏𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯 𝘌𝘔𝘗 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘰𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘳, 𝘩𝘰𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘪𝘵 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦.

[Absolute Solver / J / V @targetandrival]

@FiveSwordSquad J: "Yellow x-shaped eyes, four hands, kind of looks like a human. You'll know when you see it."

[Absolute Solver / J / V @targetandrival]

Solver: "No."

*It lunges at Alessio, biting him in the arm*

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐄𝐑 @STEALTH_EXPERT]

"𝐌𝐌𝐌...𝐍𝐎. 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐃, 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐄𝐗𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐆𝐄𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄, 𝐌𝐄, 𝐂𝐘𝐍, 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐋𝐒. 𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐃? >:("

[Absolute Solver / J / V @targetandrival]

@FiveSwordSquad J: "Because it's a crazy, psychopathic drone who can't think about anything else other than eating! And its... baby or whatever. Ever since Cyn adopted that pig, it won't stop talking about how badly it wants him!"

[Absolute Solver / J / V @targetandrival]

Solver: "Yes. I am hungry. Giggle."

*It punches Alessio in the face, then gets up and stares at Georgie*

Solver: "Actually... I will wait. For my other self. To return. And then I will eat."

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐄𝐑 @STEALTH_EXPERT]

𝘚𝘦𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘢 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘥, 𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘰𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥.

"𝐈 𝐊𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐑𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐇𝐈𝐌...!"

[Absolute Solver / J / V @targetandrival]

@FiveSwordSquad J: "Because it might try to eat everyone on the planet! Although I couldn't care less about it, Corporate wants it gone, so... help me find it!"

[Absolute Solver / J / V @targetandrival]

*The very second Alessio leaves, the Solver drops down from the ceiling and gets closer to Georgie, mouth wide open, ready to take a bite out of him*

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐄𝐑 @STEALTH_EXPERT]

𝘏𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘴𝘰, 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘰𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘳𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘶𝘮𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘰𝘯.

[Absolute Solver / J / V @targetandrival]

Solver: "I will remain. Watching over my baby. You can go, minding your own business."

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐄𝐑 @STEALTH_EXPERT]

"𝐎...𝐊𝐀𝐘? 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐍𝐎𝐖?"

[Absolute Solver / J / V @targetandrival]

Solver: "Understood."

*It crawls up to the ceiling, staying there*

Solver: "I will remain here."

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐄𝐑 @STEALTH_EXPERT]

"𝐎𝐊𝐀𝐘, 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓'𝐒 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇, 𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐑. 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐀 𝐅𝐄𝐖 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐒 𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐒𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘."

[Absolute Solver / J / V @targetandrival]

Solver: "Noted."

*It stares at Georgie*

Solver: "Sweet- sweet dreams."

*It then tries following Alessio's example and pats Georgie's head a little too much, repeatedly bonking him if anything*

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐄𝐑 @STEALTH_EXPERT]

"...𝐍𝐎."

𝘏𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘰𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘳'𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥, 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯.

"𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐒 𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐀𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍."

[Absolute Solver / J / V @targetandrival]

Solver: "He likes it. I'm certain he does."

*It keeps purring*

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐄𝐑 @STEALTH_EXPERT]

"𝐌𝐘 𝐒𝐎𝐍. 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐖𝐇𝐘 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐏𝐔𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆?"

[Absolute Solver / J / V @targetandrival]

Solver: "Why? I am just checking on my son."

*It then starts purring. Which sounds more like a growl rather than actual purring*

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐄𝐑 @STEALTH_EXPERT]

"𝐍𝐎."

𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘰𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘳'𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥.

"𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐃𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓. 𝐁𝐀𝐃. >:|"

[Absolute Solver / J / V @targetandrival]

*The Solver stares at the door, then at Georgie, before slowly forming a wide smile*

Solver: "There he is."

*It walks over, crouches down, then just puts one hand on Georgie's face before then moving its hand to his head, clearly having no idea how to properly show affection*

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐄𝐑 @STEALTH_EXPERT]

𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘎𝘦𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘪𝘦'𝘴 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦. 𝘏𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘶𝘱.

[Absolute Solver / J / V @targetandrival]

Solver: "Yes."

*It walks over to Georgie's room, grabbing at the door handle and freezing for a moment... before forcefully pushing the door open, causing it to hit the wall with a loud bang*

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐄𝐑 @STEALTH_EXPERT]

"𝐒𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐌𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐌𝐘 𝐅𝐈𝐀𝐍𝐂É𝐄. 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐇𝐄𝐑."

[Absolute Solver / J / V @targetandrival]

Solver: "Why would I- harm- my baby? My sweet- sweetheart? I would never."

*It turns around, leaving the fridge open*

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐄𝐑 @STEALTH_EXPERT]

"𝐌𝐌𝐅...𝐈𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐒 𝐌𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐌 𝐇𝐈𝐌, 𝐈 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐑𝐈𝐏 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐎𝐖 𝐈𝐓 𝐀𝐒 𝐅𝐀𝐑 𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘 𝐀𝐒 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐁𝐋𝐄."

[Absolute Solver / J / V @targetandrival]

Solver: "You ask too many questions."

*It pushes Alessio to the side and enters the cabin, then walks over to the kitchen and opens the fridge*

Solver: "Where is our sweetie's lunch- lunchbox? He- he needs- he needs nutrition for tomorrow."

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐄𝐑 @STEALTH_EXPERT]

"𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐃 𝐁𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐓, 𝐎𝐑 𝐀𝐍𝐘 𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐃𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐄?"

[Absolute Solver / J / V @targetandrival]

Solver: "Observing. My other self. That's how."

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐄𝐑 @STEALTH_EXPERT]

"...𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐔𝐏 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐈𝐂?"

[Absolute Solver / J / V @targetandrival]

*It blinks once*

Solver: "I've been thinking. And I came to the conclusion: You are my family. I am Cyn. Always hav- have- have been, always will-"

*It stutters, its eyes flickering*

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐄𝐑 @STEALTH_EXPERT]

"𝐔𝐔𝐔𝐆𝐆𝐆𝐇𝐇𝐇...𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐓, 𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐑? 𝐂𝐀𝐍'𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐌𝐘 𝐅𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐘 𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐄?"