TargetStoresCanParody

Parody account of Target Canada Stores

[TargetStoresCanParody @TargetStoresCan]

@joeydhansen Preach! https://t.co/OhQzoVZN5K

[TargetStoresCanParody @TargetStoresCan]

@RealZamzampappi Our temporary 🇨🇦 store difficulties are entirely because Canadians began adopting our iconic red carts, and then in a fit of nationalism "liberated" the entire fleet to use as laundry hampers and hockey nets. 🇨🇦#TargetCanada

For every 2 carts returned, we’ll reopen 1 store.

[TargetStoresCanParody @TargetStoresCan]

@MarksGonePublic Thank you for bringing visibility to this issue. https://t.co/q23noJwoCh

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We have a plan to reopen!

P.S. If you’re a current @SearsStores employee, we’d like to speak with you.

[TargetStoresCanParody @TargetStoresCan]

@SearsStores We offered to push Greg in one of our iconic red carts. We are disappointed in his decision to walk.

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@mgc232 @RealZamzampappi Don’t even start. We know all about what happened.

[TargetStoresCanParody @TargetStoresCan]

@mgc232 @RealZamzampappi Don’t even start. We know all about what happened.

[TargetStoresCanParody @TargetStoresCan]

We have a plan to reopen!

P.S. If you’re a current @SearsStores employee, we’d like to speak with you.

[TargetStoresCanParody @TargetStoresCan]

@RealZamzampappi Our temporary 🇨🇦 store difficulties are entirely because Canadians began adopting our iconic red carts, and then in a fit of nationalism "liberated" the entire fleet to use as laundry hampers and hockey nets. 🇨🇦#TargetCanada

For every 2 carts returned, we’ll reopen 1 store.

[TargetStoresCanParody @TargetStoresCan]

@RealZamzampappi Our temporary 🇨🇦 store difficulties are entirely because Canadians began adopting our iconic red carts, and then in a fit of nationalism "liberated" the entire fleet to use as laundry hampers and hockey nets. 🇨🇦#TargetCanada

For every 2 carts returned, we’ll reopen 1 store.

[TargetStoresCanParody @TargetStoresCan]

@TruthFinder A company that can't find a member's account with a name and address and the last 4 digits of a credit card #.

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@david_parker @JohnJosephJack Please leave your passport and AHCIP card on the table as you head south. We'll all be better for it.

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@GavinNewsom Might you be interested in Target Stores in Canada? We just dropped our tariffs and have miles of bare shelves.

Just no carts. Sorry. .

[TargetStoresCanParody @TargetStoresCan]

@TheRealThelmaJ1 Come visit us here at Target Stores Canada!
We guarantee you’ll be alone. It’s been this way for years.

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@michelle_byoung So you’re the reason we failed? Got it.

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@SepiBordian @fever_gl @fever_us It’s not approved.

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@SearsStores @JDVance has inquired if the matching couch is available.

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@SLB9805 @SearsStores @toddthiessen1 @ezralevant In solidarity with my bankrupt brother of another retailer, nobody cares who you are unless you have one of our iconic red shopping carts.

There will be no rest for this account until all are found.

[TargetStoresCanParody @TargetStoresCan]

@SLB9805 @SearsStores @toddthiessen1 @ezralevant In solidarity with my bankrupt brother of another retailer, nobody cares who you are unless you have one of our iconic red shopping carts.

There will be no rest for this account until all are found.

[TargetStoresCanParody @TargetStoresCan]

@SearsStores @BlackBerry is the only brand to be considered in this election; and only sold by Liberal-approved Target Canada.

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Target Stores Canada echos this sentiment. We would also like to inquire if @NRDC is willing to license @hudsonsbay shopping carts or blankets for our possible relaunch.

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See you soon friend.

[TargetStoresCanParody @TargetStoresCan]

Target Stores Canada is proud to announce it has ended its presence in Canada rather than roll-back DEI programs that serve to better us all.

https://t.co/Zs76Hj6mNT

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@Larrytheburg @SearsStores Is Vienna a city in Alberta?