Abby Tarlo

great at quoting a select set of TV shows | 26 & still in my awkward phase | when do I start feeling like an adult?

[Abby Tarlo @tarlotime]

My dad said some women would kill for hair like mine.

They don't need to. I'd gladly trade. 💁🏻

[The Good Place is taking it sleazy @nbcthegoodplace]

When you haven't consumed the right amount of coffee yet.

[Abby Tarlo @tarlotime]

“I don’t know if y’all heard, but uh, 👏🏼women 👏🏼are 👏🏼the 👏🏼same 👏🏼as 👏🏼humans.” 👏🏼
#fuckyourabortionban

[The Good Place is taking it sleazy @nbcthegoodplace]

[Finishes one (1) responsibility]

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

Happy #NationalPretzelDay to Stanley.

[The Good Place is taking it sleazy @nbcthegoodplace]

Hi there! In case you forgot:

[The Good Place is taking it sleazy @nbcthegoodplace]

Let's find each other over and over again this #ValentinesDay in #TheGoodPlace. ❤️

[Netflix @netflix]

some of you never had to watch the last half-hour of Titanic on a second VHS tape and it shows

[The Good Place is taking it sleazy @nbcthegoodplace]

She protecc,
She attacc,
But most importantly,
She a legit snacc.

[The Good Place is taking it sleazy @nbcthegoodplace]

ily = i love you
ilysm = i love you so much
otmnjbbwjgttatyaiccoitdotif: oh, time means nothing. jeremy bearimy, baby. we'll just get through this. and then you and i can chill out in the dot of the "i" forever.

[30 Rock @30Rock]

MERRY CHRISTMAS! 🎄😍 Even if your unmarried son has knocked up a Protestant.

[Abby Tarlo @tarlotime]

@DanaSchwartzzz My whole life is thunder!

[Abby Tarlo @tarlotime]

“Also Jews, we love the weird shit.” 😂😂 @MyFavMurder

[Abby Tarlo @tarlotime]

Sleepless, stressed, or tired... I’m at least two out of three of those so I’d say that neurologist knows what he’s talking about.

[Daniel Rengering @DanielRengering]

This was created by Japanese neurologists.

1. If the picture doesn’t rotate, you’re healthy & vigorous!

2. If the picture turns slowly, you’re sleepless, stressed, or tired.

3. If the picture spins continuously, you have a phychological problem...

Well, fam. What the verdict?

[Abby Tarlo @tarlotime]

Just started “small great things” and @jodipicoult’s already got me crying on page 10.

[Parks and Recreation @parksandrec]

Pre-Thanksgiving work week mood.

[The Good Place is taking it sleazy @nbcthegoodplace]

“Janet is my favorite girl in #TheGoodPlace!”

my brain:

don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it

me: not a girl.

[The Good Place is taking it sleazy @nbcthegoodplace]

Being indecisive as fork be like... #TheGoodPlace

[Retta @unfoRETTAble]

@MBowen619 @parksandrecnbc @Nick_Offerman @evilhag @mradamscott @prattprattpratt @JimOHeir @azizansari @RobLowe @iamrashidajones I’m still not over it.
#PawneeForever

[The Good Place is taking it sleazy @nbcthegoodplace]

Suddenly, we love moral philosophy professors. 👀 #TheGoodPlace

[Abby Tarlo @tarlotime]

@H_Combs @netflix I am in fact crying. Could be PMS but imma blame it on this 😭