Nitin Agarwal

earthling. workaholic. thrives on witty conversation. IC @\tech. comfortably numb. @bitspilaniindia alumnus

[The Times Of India @timesofindia]

'I clean, they dirty faster': MP's Bittu Tabahi may quit cleaning river forever https://t.co/f724NDo5qR

[Sahil Khan @sahilk]

"When we enquired with the organisers about the concept of peptide party, they said it is about introducing new pharma medicines and nutrition-based food to elite class people.”

So much for them saying they’ll be discussing peptide research papers.

[naren.io @nareni0]

blr i love you but...

[MrRatable @MRatable]

Unbelievably embarrassing for Google that Gemini hasn’t committed any cybercrimes yet

[Nitin Agarwal @tarmac_hunter]

@cnha definitely a puncture, happened to me twice now same car

[Chirag Barjatya @chiragbarjatya]

This tip is equivalent of suggesting someone to heat spoon in microwave before using it for butter.

[soo washed @anubhav__tweets]

he's hacked the algorithm 😭

[Nicholas Decker @captgouda24]

We need more innovative thinking like this in government

[Gurpriya @GurpriyaSidhu]

me after touching 30

[Neeraj K. Agrawal @NeerajKA]

No one is immune to the way a relationship derails all of your fitness goals

[Ariel @ArielKwiat]

At this point as a software engineer I'm basically a condom for Claude

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

[Aaron Harris @harris]

conference room naming strategy will tell you everything you need to know about a company

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

[prinz @deredleritt3r]

"The model didn’t 'invent' any 'new mathematics', [but] merely being able to know deeply all the results in a scientific field, and being able to use all known arguments expertly and with just the right choice of parameters, that alone can lead to a ton of breakthroughs, and this is not just limited to mathematics, this type of (extremely) solid expert execution is the bread and butter of many many scientific advances."

[Sahil Rizwan @SahilRiz]

Who's the fuckass Hotstar middle manager who decided to remove the scroll back feature on live sports streaming? Congrats on saving the Ambanis some chillar paisa on bandwidth, I guess. I'm sure they need it. 🙏🏽

[Nitin Agarwal @tarmac_hunter]

stumbled across firangi @ravihanda

[University of Oxford @UniofOxford]

Heading to the #LondonMarathon?

@OxUniMaths' Dr Josh Bull has a quick way to convert miles to kilometres as you run, using the Fibonacci sequence.

Good luck to everyone taking part 🏃‍♀️

🎬 | Oxford Mathematics (First published September, 2025)

[Nitin Agarwal @tarmac_hunter]

@noheeriye If you do watch its’s going to be the best movie you’ll watch this year even though some heavyweights like digger, odyssey and dune 3 are slated for later.

[Nitin Agarwal @tarmac_hunter]

@theprayagtiwari and tl is like that kid in dark blue shirt that appears after 30 sec